My fun with Creepypastas (Mainly For Comedy!)

Roses and tea parties

I walk down one of the halls, I don't care which one. Sally had wanted to play some sort of game. Probably just another tea party. I shiver at the thought, last time we had one of those an eyeball "somehow" ended up in my cup. I see the pink door down the hall, and emidiatley head towards it, only for something to block my path. I look up to see my least favorite person of all fucking time, the one, the only! Offenderman.

Om: hello Koko~
Me: don't call me that.
Om: hehe~ care for a rose?

He waved a black rose in my face. I'm not a sucker for bright flowers, but I've always liked black roses. I sighed.

Me: No.
Om: alright, your loss~
Me: your gain.
Om: wha-
Me: Bye.

I walk past him to Sally's room, leaving him confused as to what I meant. And when I got there i gave Sally the rose. What? I can be sneaky. Besides, Sally loved when I gave her things I "collected" when interacting with the Creepypastas, she thinks of them as things to remember everyone by. Though she says she doesn't have something to represent me. Eh, I'll find something. I checked my tea for eyes and find a finger. The rest went smoothly. Splendorman graced us with his presence, he is my more favorable pick of the slender Bros.

Sm: so! What's going on with little miss Sally?
Me: tea party.
Sm: Oh goody!

I genuinely had fun. It's been awhile since I've laughed that hard! Or smiled for that matter. No wonder Sally looked confused at first. But I can say I was happy.