"Hoon- I mean Jihoon wake up"
"fuck off lemme sleep" he whined probably being hungover i woke up to another loud noise which was this small shit falling onto the floor so i brought him back up to our room, BOY DID HE REEK OF BEER.
"Its ur birthday wake up"
"noooooooooooooooooooooooooo" he whined somemore (A/N: OK HONESTLY ME)
"babe wake up"
"The fuck you mean babe" he sat up immediately ready to attack
"kidding, now ur awake go freshen up"
"tch, fine" (A/N: SO MUCH DIALOUGE UGHHHHHHHHH)
I ran downstairs giving the 'OK' signal to the boys. Not long after i ran down jihoon followed behind still in his pajamas
we are fucked.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIHOON!!!" all 12 of us screamed as our two oldest members took the cake and smashed it into his face (A/N: idk i just always imagine seventeen doing this to their members)
"Eat. A. Shit" he replied then threw the remaining cake at the rest of us
"FOOD FIHGT" Mingyu screamed
"TAKE THIS U DEVIL LOOKING MIDGET"
"GO AWAY GO AWAY IM SORRY HOONIEEEEEEEEE"
"Hoonie?" everyone said in chorus stopping the food war that was ruining all the decorations as well as our whole house
"uh- no- i- accident- no- its NOt-"
'fuck' i thought Jihoon must be so mad
i turned around to see and hear a laughing jihoon rolling on the floor
"HAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY I HAD SO FAR HAHAHAHAH"
"i HATE YALL SO MUCH HAHAHAHA" he said inconjunction to his earlier statement
Oh well thats jihoon for you
"Now you asshole children and my channie go wash up we are going out"
multiple grumbles and fines were heard scattered around the now very messy dining area.
--
I took my phone out deciding to message Soonyoung once again using my Woowzi account he wont find out as he was in the shower currently so its safe
i quickly sent a few random messages before anyone could take a step nearer to my dorm room door.
WHA-BAM(BAM) Soonyoung came crashing in a few moments later
"Hoonie u can go bathe noww"
"okay ill be back soon"
I left my phone on the night stand beside my bed. oh i regret it
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'Whats this?' i thought as i read a message sent by Woowzi
Woowzi: Ur taking a shower arent cha'?
have fun (づ￣ ³￣)づ
(¬‿¬)
Also heard its that jihoon-guy's birthday
wad ya think about him?
Naegahoshit: HOW THE FUCK
I- IM- SUPER CREEPED-
FUCK YOU WOOZI
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Anyways he is cool
DONT TELL HIM PELASE
iLiekHImi ThjiMK
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Just then I saw something lit up
Oh its Jihoon's phone
A/N: SHIT BOUTTA GO DOWNNNN OOIHHH HSHIT OHHHH SHIT
btw does iKEA have internet :(
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FanfictionWoah, i fucking love you?? warning, very very cringy lmao written by a literal CHILD anyw stan hoshi he's a furry
