Selfie or nah?
Want to take a selfie with me?
Those word absolutely make me want to cringe.
First off: More than on person isn't a selfie, its a groupie.
Second off: I'm not your friend, so no.
This is usually the scenario in my 10th grade AP history class.
(No, I'm not bragging. I signed up thinking it was going to help, but I was wrong, and now I'm dumber than I was before I entered High School.)
Teacher's pets.
There are two kinds of them.
Pet A: The one that will do anything for the teacher.
Teacher to class: I need copies who wants to ma-
Pet A: I WILL!
Then there's the one I'm more keen towards.
Pet B: The one who just answers questions for praise.
Teacher asks a question.
Student answers.
Class gasps dramatically.
~At least this one keeps to itself more often than the other one.~~
Those pretty yellow papers refer to a "discipline."
I have had 11 this year, and let me tell you, THEY'RE OVERRATED!
You're not a "bad ass" because you got one.
Nor a rebel.
Nor a delinquent.
You just got scolded.
My most recent referral got me 10 days suspension.
You know why? Because I lost my temper and beat some girl up.
No regrets. But I do have to do summer school. And I may be a sophomore again. I have assault charges. And my principal told me he was wary of me walking the hallways with the other kids.
I'm not a bad or dangerous person.
I'm just a little heated.
Fighting.
Ah, yes, something humans have been doing since homo-sapiens roamed our vast earth.
"Violence is never the answer"
well, then it isn't being used enough.
Let me tell you some advice:
Don't start shit and don't take shit. From anybody.
I used to be bullied all the time. And finally I had it. She called me fat and I went psycho.
On the bright side, my teachers were proud.
They didn't like the girl, nobody did.
But they were more proud of me standing up for myself.
And that's what I needed.
All I asked for was respect.
I got what I wanted.
Now, I'm not saying go out and start a fight, because that would be breaking my rule, adcive, whatever.
Just stand up for yourself.
You will be a much Happier person.
One Word Texts.
I absolutely HATE...no, LOATHE one word texts.
I spend most of my days trying to talk to my friends, explaining how my day wen, and how theirs are going.
I pour my heart out into these long ass paragraph texts to recieve: lol.
Or recieve nothing.
When I need advice and I get sentence long "help" I just ge more irritated.
This may sound crazy, but honestly, I know I'm not the only one who gets mad enough to throw their cellphones.
The Infamous "Dick Pic"
So if you have a botfirend/fiance/husband, whatever, I'm sure you've tried sexting.
There are alot of thing a woman can send to please her man, or a perfect stranger, which ever you choose.
She can send her chest.
Her booty.
Or, the other thing.
If you want, or expect, a picture back, ask im. Because if you don't he WILL send it anyway.
I'm straight, but I do NOT like the way a penis looks. Its just unappealing, 'scary' looking.
But without them, there would not be a human race, (We can't foret the ladies bidness either.)
(A/N: I tried, so don't be too harsh. I might do a short story soon but idk. I'm new here so...yeah..)
