I really can't get passed the whole "mom situation" so....here's a new text that focus on relationships...friends, best friends, and bf/gf...so yeet.
(It will include new characters that i make up along the way)
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the gang
Toni🌙: hey girls xx
Betty💕: hey Toni
Veronica💋: hey
Toni🌙: no xx??
Betty💕: oops
Veronica💋: lets face it Toni, Betty doesn't like u and I barely know u
Jughead🖤: I'm not a girl..
Archie🏈: me neither!
Betty💕: Juggie!!
Jughead🖤: hey
Toni🌙: hey jug?
Jughead🖤: yeah?
Toni🌙: did u hear?
Jughead🖤: what
Toni🌙: there's a new girl who joined the serpents
Jughead🖤: there is?
Toni🌙: yep, we're meeting at the bar tonight so u can meet her
Jughead🖤: I'll be there
Veronica💋: Betty came over..she said she's jealous
Archie🏈: don't go off kissing girls jug
Toni🌙: what if he likes them
Jughead🖤: I'm not gonna kiss any girl arch, I'll kiss someone if I love them
Archie🏈: like Betts?
Jughead🖤: no
Veronica💋: woah woah woah
Jughead🖤: she broke up with me
Archie🏈: because the black hood told her to jughead
Jughead🖤: I'm over her
Toni🌙: it's not cause ur mad?
Jughead🖤: no, I'm completely over her
Archie🏈: are u serious?
Veronica💋: u better not be kidding
Jughead🖤: guys! I'm serious. I'm OVER her
Toni🌙: do u want me to add the new girl so u guys can meet her?
Archie🏈: whatever
Veronica💋: i guess
Jughead🖤: please
Betty💕: ok I guess
Toni🌙 added Candy🥀 to the gang
Candy🥀: uh hey Toni who r these mysterious strangers
Betty💕: Jughead's the only mysterious one
Jughead🖤: ha ha
Toni🌙: now imagine him rolling his eyes as he says ha ha
Candy🥀: well, first of all I can't because I don't know what he looks like and second of all I'm tired as fuck and i wanna go to the bar
Archie🏈:Archie🏈: that's what he looks like
Jughead🖤: ACTUALLY ARCHIE...Jughead🖤: that's what I look like
Candy🥀: well shit
Veronica💋: what? Is he ugleh
Betty💕: of course not
Archie🏈: not talking to u Betts
Toni🌙: lol
Jughead🖤: what do u look like Candy?
Candy🥀:Candy🥀: that's me losers
Archie🏈: oh shet
Veronica💋: damn girl
Betty💕: what
Jughead🖤: do u not see her??
Toni🌙: cough, cough, is jughead sexually attracted to someone??
Jughead🖤: ha ha
Candy🥀: now I can imagine him rolling his eyes
Archie🏈: and do u like what u imagine
Candy🥀: well duh
Veronica💋: I bet jug is blushing
Betty💕: ugh
Jughead🖤: so uh...you free tomorrow?
Candy🥀: no. I'm expensive.
Toni🌙: oooh
Jughead🖤: lol no. U able to hang out tomorrow?
Candy🥀: yeah lol
Toni🌙: I can tell y'all will get along
Archie🏈: someone tell a joke
Candy🥀: your life
Betty💕: that's not funny go kill yourself
Veronica💋: !!
Jughead🖤: BETTY!!!
Toni🌙: don't talk to meh girl like that!
Archie🏈: go away betty
Betty💕: candy, kys
Candy🥀: if I wanted to kill myself I would limb your ego and jump to your IQ
Jughead🖤: lmaooo
Veronica💋: that's so good!
Candy🥀: I don't know how to accept compliments...so thanks. Suck a sick or whatever.
Jughead🖤: so...ur the funny one?
Archie🏈: I'm glad she's actually funny and doesn't try to be funny by saying "knock knock" and that shit..
Candy🥀: guess what
Toni🌙: what
Candy🥀: knock knock
Jughead🖤: lol
Archie🏈: nooo lol
Betty💕: it's not funny
Candy🥀: suck a dick
Betty💕: you're not funny Candice!!!
Candy🥀: I need to throw a lamp at u oml, u need to lighten the fuck up! And btw..my names not Candice. My parents named me candy.
Toni🌙: C
Jughead🖤: A
Archie🏈: N
Veronica💋: D
Candy🥀: Y
Betty💕: so what are you? Like, a tootsie roll or something?
Jughead🖤: betty?
Betty💕: yeah?
Jughead🖤: wait. Let Candy say it, I think she knows what I'm gonna say..
Candy🥀: hunty, its not funny when u say it
Jughead🖤: u can read my mind
Archie🏈: mind blown
Veronica💋: lol sry Betts but I'm not taking your side
Toni🌙: its only funny if candy were to say it!!!!
Candy🥀: hey guys...guess what
Betty💕: if ur gonna try to roast me, my name isn't candy
Jughead🖤: she doesn't have to try
Candy🥀: slow cooker
Betty💕: what
Candy🥀 changed Betty💕 name to Betty Crocker💦💦
Betty Crocker💦💦: what the hell
Jughead🖤: spoon
Archie🏈: chocolate fudge icing
Veronica💋: pumpkin spice cookie mix
Toni🌙: waffle batter dispenser
Betty Crocker💦💦: oh my god guys
Jughead🖤: betty u suck
Betty Crocker💦💦: if olive oil is made of olives...then...baby oil is made of..??
Candy🥀: that joke actually sucks oml
Betty Crocker💦💦: learn to take a joke
Candy🥀: learn to make one
________________Ohhh new girl trouble😂😂
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Riverdale texts
Fanfiction1)i'm making this for people's entertainment 2) i'm making this for my mental health... enjoy! group chat involving the riverdale characters! (arch, betts, juggy, ron, kev..etc)