Cuphead oneshots (teehee)

Dr. Kahl's Robot x Fem!Reader

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Well, I thought walking around Inkwell Isle 2 was hard.

Well because of all these interruptions, I feel bored.

Let's say, Cuphead and Mugman had been dealing with the Devil. Yes you heard me, the Devil. I am just, so mad, I thought all three of us could just be having a walk around the fair, but no, they had to get contracts, from the people who were welching the offer the Devil had gave them. Well, those "interruptions" were from Cuphead, just continuously checking the list of contracts to retrieve. But hey, at least I get to fight along, so awesome. Since they had finished, they checked the list for Inkwell Isle Three;

-Captain Brineybeard 

-Rumor Honeybottoms 

-Cala Maria

-Phantom Express

-Dr. Kahl's Robot

-Sally Stageplay 

-Werner Werman

Those were the bosses we had to defeat to get to the finale. 

Now THAT, scares me.

"Hey, Y/N, ready to kick some more butt?"

I looked and left to see Cuphead look at me, waiting for a reply,

"Heck yeah, i'm ready," I was careful not to swear in front of the boys, "I believe the finale is King Dice and the Devil himself!"

"Well," the voice came from my right, "I believe that would be correct, however I believe these bosses will be three times harder than the previous isle." I saw Mugman spoke those words.

"I think it's time to decide which boss to fight first." I spoke, Mugman nodded. "I choose Rumor Honeybottoms because I believe the mausoleum is after the this boss." He pointed at the big golden gate with a big lock. I nodded in approval to start.

Honeycomb Herald. We chose to fight in regular.

We entered and we saw the giant bee, with a giant baby napkin. She had a fork and a knife, clasping them together, I could hear the noise of a clang clang, while she licked her lips. I gulped, not a good sign, I thought. She snapped her fingers and flew up, after that signal another bee, dressed like a hotel worker, flew in and started placing bizarre shaped bombs. We knew the drill, and shot. 

Out came sad looking bees, who had suitcases in their hands, I shot them because they hit me and I lost one HP. A bomb exploded and out came zig zagging bolts, which some were half pink so we could parry. I shot with my purple ball weapon, which I believe was called the lobber shot. My EX cards were coming up, I could feel it. Cuphead was using just the peashooter, then switching to spread when bees would come close. Mugman had chaser, and roundabout. My secondary was the peashooter. After I landed another hit on that bee, he rubbed his shoulder, he had a pained face, and flew away. Rumor's head came into the middle of the hotel, her head was seperated from her abdomen, and there stood a sliver chain.

I tried shooting it, but no damaged would be taken, so I moved my finger up to her head when I saw Rumor just spitting large black bullets, with faces and a pattern, like a bee on it end. I moved platform to platform, seeing Cuphead and Mugman moving up down, up down, again and again, till Rumor left the middle. 

"Did we get to the next stage yet?" Mugman asked.

"I think so," Cuphead said. 
After he said that, Rumor's index finger was on the opposite side of where we were. She came with honey on a stick, rolled smoothly along the top of the stick, very thick. She summoned a purple striped ball, following us, Mugman parried it.