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Yandere! Baroness Von Bon Bon x Female Reader

This was requested by Meeperz1 Just a reminder, this has a little fluff. So, read at your own risk my sinners!

"Oh, swell job Cuphead," I started, "we just finished Inkwell Isle One, thanks to your twin heart ability." Cuphead smiled, and rubbed his head with his right hand.

"It was just luck." 

"I wouldn't say luck, I say skills." I looked at Mugman,

"Well, Y/N, he did wanted to focus on attack, then worrying on taking hits." I nodded in agreement.

"Let's get in the Die House, shall we?" I stated, and they nodded.
We entered the Die House to find King Dice, just standing there, doing a sort of squat idle. Cuphead was the first to walk to King Dice, then King Dice spoke,

"Well, ain't that a pip!" he started, "Looks like you really put the kibosh on them debtors." I swear I can't sometimes understand that man. "You can head on over to the next isle. Plenty more marks for you to lean on there!" then he disappeared, like he was sinking, but on purpose.

"Mysterious, ain't he?" I looked to see Mugman looking at my direction.

"Yep," I replied, "just a weird dice dude, walking around some evil casino." I laughed after saying that.

"Guys!" I looked, and saw Cuphead opening the door to the next isle. "this place is a fair!" I looked out, and I did indeed saw a ferris wheel, circus tents, and some clowns, looking all sad and worried. 

"Which boss should we start of first?" asked Mugman, looking at his list, I looked also then saw the "debtors" names.

-Baroness Von Bon Bon

-Djimmi the Great

-Beppi the Clown

-Wally Warbles

-Grim Matchstick

I stood there blankly, looking at those names makes me twice as scared the usual. After all, King Dice did say that there were plenty more marks for us to lean on. Which I didn't understand, but had that, it's gonna get worse vibe.

"Well, Baroness Von Bon Bon?" Cuphead asked.

"Baroness is part of her name eh? Sounds cool to fight, I guess" Mugman said, then putting the list back in his pocket. Then we headed over to a cake house, I saw a vanilla, white sign saying,

"Baroness Von Bon Bon" I gulped, as Cuphead started to knock the door, and in we came into the arena.

Baroness was outside a huge pink cake with eyes, and white frosting, drooling on it's head, she slit her throat, then her head came off, spun, and came back on. Then a candy can, drew her neck back in the castle. After that, a vanilla muffin jumped out of the gate and splat itself on the ground, then golden, brown waves of drizzle came on the left and right. Then it jumped again, only it came closer to our location, we all jumped over the drizzle, and shot it with our finger guns. I used peashooter, Cuphead used charge, while Mugman used spread.

I punched, and out came a blue, whatamacallit. And it's red cherry looked all ticked off, and the muffin dude, freaked out, and was knocked out of here. A gumball machine ran to our direction, then backed off a little, then it started shooting gumballs out to the sky, then they were falling down, no pink gumballs unfortunately, but hey, Cuphead switched to roundabout then killed it. Or knocked it out? A jelly bean warrior came out, a green one, I shot it then it disappeared, then seeing the gumball machine ran past us. After that, a jawbreaker, out of all things, along with a naked-not literally-inside of the jawbreaker was falling the huge, red jawbreaker. Mugman switched to lobber, and punched, for a bigger purple ball, that landed on the jawbreaker then killed/knocked it out. It broke it's red layer, then yellow layer, then white layer, then a blue layer. To top it off, the little inside of the jawbreaker was lime green, the had x-ed out eyes, and a golden halo, along with white cupid wings, floated into the heavens. Cuphead parried the pink jelly bean warrior that almost hit me.