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Jisung: why the fuck did i just get a text from the camera man saying that Jihoon almost burned down zero base

Woojin: cus Jihoon almost burned down zero base

Jisung: hOW

Jihoon: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE RAMEN

Jinyoung: he set the stove on fire

Jihoon: BABE

Jinyoung: i'm just telling him the truth-

Jisung: OH THIS IS BAD

Minhyun: it gets worse

Jisung: WHAT'S WORSE THAN ALMOST BURNING DOWN OUR SECRET DORM

Minhyun: he tried to stop the fire by throwing Jinyoung's plastic balls at it

GuanLin: pLASTIC BALLS

Daehwi: THE BALLS IN THE BALL PIT YOU ASS, NOT HIS BALLS

GuanLin: I KNEW THAT

Jisung: YOU DON'T STOP A FIRE WITH PLASTIC BALLS, ITS JUST CAUSES IT TO BURN MORE

Jaehwan: EXACTLY

Jaehwan: THATS WHY JIHOON IS AN IDIOT

Sungwoon: Daniel is the real the real idiot here

Daniel: hOW AM I THE IDIOT?!?

Ong: YOU SAVED YOUR CATS INSTEAD OF WAKING ME UP

Daniel: THE FIRE COULD'VE KILLED THE CATS

Ong: THE FIRE COULD'VE KILLED ME

Daniel: I LOVE MY CATS

Ong: YOU DON'T LOVE YOUR HUSBAND?!

Daniel: OFC I LOVE YOU.....b...but....

Ong: but(?)

Daniel: CATS-

Ong: cats or me?

Daniel: both

Ong: KANG DANIEL

Daniel: KANG SEONGWOO

Sungwoon: PARK SUNGWOON

Woojin: HA WOOJIN

Jihoon: YOON JIHOON

Minhyun: KIM MINHYUN

Jaehwan: HWANG JAEHWAN

GuanLin: LEE GUANLIN

Daehwi: LAI DAEHWI

Jonghyun: BAE JONGHYUN-

Minhyun: "bae" indeed

Jisung: SHUT UP-

Ong:.....

Jisung: wHAT

Ong: SAY IT

Jisung: WHAT??

Ong: MY NAME

Kenta: sAy My NaMe?!?

Taehyun: KENTA NO

Kenta: KENTA YES

Ong: SAY.IT.

Jisung: FINE......Ong Jisung.....

Ong: GOOD

Jinyoung: aRE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY BOYFRIENDS STUPID ASS SITUATION RIGHT NOW

GuanLin: OMG WHAT DID HE DO?!?

Daniel:............

Jaehwan: plastic balls GuanLin....plastic balls

GuanLin: OH YEAH THAT-

Sungwoon: I'm surrounded by idiots

Taehyun: I'm surrounded by idiots

Jonghyun: I'm surrounded by people who actually respect me

Jisung: can't relate-

Jihoon: awwww Bae called just called me an idiot

Woojin: Bae ain't wrong

Jinyoung: Bae is never wrong

Daehwi: *Minhyun voice* never

Seonho: SUPPORT PENTAGON'S NEW COMEBACK, STREAM "Runaway", HUI HYUNG IS COOLER THAN YOU GUYS SO YALL BETTER SUPPORT-

GuanLin: I've already downloaded the song you ass crack

Seonho: you love me

GuanLin: you're right

Sewoon: idiots indeed

Jaehwan: you love me

Sewoon: you're wrong

Jaehwan: damn that never works-

Taehyun: Sungwoon, you love me

Sungwoon: idk if you're wrong or not

Daehwi: OH CMON YALL JUST TOLD US YOUR LOVE STORY SOME DAYS AGO

Minhyun: jUTS ADMIT YOU LOVE HIM

Daehwi: YALL ARE CUTER THAN DONGPACA

Donghyun: hOW DARE YOU?!

Youngmin: WE'RE BASICALLY MARRIED

Taehyun: well WE ARE married

Woojin: WHAT?!?

Jisung: WHAT?!

Sungwoon: SINCE WHEN?!

Ong: damn-

Taehyun: lmao I was joking.....kinda-

Sungwoon: wow-

Hyungseop: I hate how active this chat is

Woojin: but you love me

Hyungseop: that doesn't work on me

Woojin: dammit-

Jaehwan: I'm bored...SEWOON COME TO ZERO BASE

Sewoon: FINE....but only cuz you got ramen and a guitar

Jaehwan: yaaaaayyyyyy

Daniel: why don't all of u come?

Taehyun: sure, JBJ WE GOING OUT

Yongguk: I'm sleeping

Taehyun: COME

Yongguk: FINE

Minhyun: REMEMBER COME IN THRU THE VEDING MACHINE

Samuel: storytime: my boyfriend lives in a vending machine?

Daehwi: (not clickbate)

Minhyun: I'LL BE CLEANING AFTER YALL-

Jonghyun: lmao ofc

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