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I thought I joined in December or something.
WELL HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO ME.
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Arftel: Hey Rug guess what?
Rug: *sighs* what?
Arftel: *guess close to her ear* ITS MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
Rug: WAIT WHAT? WHEN DID YOU DATE SOMEONE?
Arftel: No, my year anniversary on Wattpad...
Rug: Ew, loser.
Arftel: ._.
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Arftel: Hey yamz guess what?
TurkeryChild: Screeching
Arftel: Yes and no.
TurkeyChild: Josh Dun?
Arftel: ITS MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
TurkeyChild: NO WAY I'M HALFWAY THERE IM AT FIVE MONTHS
Arftel: You do know there's twelve months in a year right?
TurkeyChild: Wut? .-.
TurkeyChild: SCREECHING
Arftel: *slowly backs away*
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Arftel: Hey amnesia guess what?
Amnesia: It's your one year anniversary?
Arftel: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Amnesia: Rug warned me.
Arftel: Oh, well then Imma go.
Amnesia: Bye.

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