To little girl: The world is your oyster!
Little girl: :)
To little boy: The world is your bathroom! Use it wisely. AND LIFT UP THE SEAT!!!!
Little boy: ?
Merry Christmas and Candy canes and if you don't celebrate Christmas Happy Holidays and Candy canes!
Loaf you meh reindeer peeps and arftists
~yourstrulysantaarftel

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