lgbtq+ Oneshots/Short Stories

Virgin

Nick: hey Cory, I need some advice.

Cory: Advice? What kind of advice? Love advice? Cause I'm a master at love.

Tommy: says the virgin.

Cory: *whispers* not after last night.

Uni: (êwê)

Ashlie: *realization* holy fuck *laughing*

Tom: wha... Oh... Oh lordy. Dear god save us.

Nick: I'll go ask Dawn then.

Ash: hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah h holy holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahahahhaahhahahahaAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH *DEEEP BREEAATH* HAHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cory: *throws Magic Frying Pan™ at Ashlie* shut up (-/////////////-)

Author: hello again. Just here for my outro. Don't mind me. Anyways,
CHAO MY BEAUTIFUL STARS! HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌💙🐖🐷 *couldn't find a turkey, sorry*