1. yo momma so old that when she went to school there was no history class
2. Yo mommas so old that she new Burger King when he was still a prince
3. Yo mommas so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest they said " Sorry no professionals"
4. Yo mommas hair is so shirt she curls it with rice
5. To mommas glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see people waving
6. yo mommas teeth are so yellow that she spits butter
