Boy: *calls 911*Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, what is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me
911: So what's your emergency
Boy: The ugly one is winning

911
Boy: *calls 911*Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, what is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me
911: So what's your emergency
Boy: The ugly one is winning