RWBY "Under Darkness" Insane Male Reader

Chapter 1: Birthday

Y/N=Your Name
E/C=Favorite color

We sat on the edge of the roof of a nearby apartment eating a donut watching the night sky.
Y/N: "Aeron why is the moon cracked?"

Aeron: "Did you think this through? I'm your imagination meaning I am literally another you...so if you don't know then why would I know?"

Y/N: "Just trying to be polite..."

I then heard a familiar whistle. It was Lee, a blacksmith that specialized in making weapons that were rumored to be so sharp, they could cut through anything that wasn't protected by an aura. Even then it was said to not take much more than another slash to "crack the shell and the nuts inside". The rumors were entirely true. I dropped down the building right in front of me to land directly behind Lee and block off any vision into the alley.

Lee: "You know you don't have to make a dramatic fuckin' entrance each and every time we meet up."

Aeron: "What's he talking about "dramatic"? It's pretty badass in my opinion!"

Y/N: "It's called being badass dumbass."

other voices:
"Got 'im"
"Dude, dumbass? Really? That's the best you came up with?"
"STAB HIM IN THE EYE BALLZ"

Lee: "So is the job done?"

I had formed a business relationship with Mr. Lee. I killed people he didn't like and he'd make some stuff for me. Recently he said he had a surprise for me but only after I kill some "Faunus slut" that stole his wallet...... And return his wallet. I tossed his wallet to him and he looked through it while mouthing "Oh thank God."

Lee: "Well, Y/N, do you know what today is?"

Aeron: "Get the fuck on with it day?"

Y/N: "Thursday?"

Lee: "That's sad. Today's your birthday my friend how could you forget! And Papa Lee has a present for you!"

Aeron: "Hey Lee! If it isn't a weapon we don't ca- HOLY SHIT!"

Aeron and I were standing with our mouths open.

Lee: "A special weapon I made for a special friend! Of course every weapon must be representative of a person's personality so to nail yours I had to get creative. Claws with sharp hook like tips for nails that can fold at the users will to cling to objects, people and most importantly Grimm. I've been studying yer semblance and these puppies can also use your semblance to fire those projectiles, what do ya call em? Darkness blasts or some emo shit like that?"

Y/N: "IT'S NOT EMO IF IT'S LITERALLY DARKNESS!"

Lee: "Whatever kid, but that's what the hole in the palm is for. I also added some shit so the things glow when you use your semblance. Cause I'm sure you wanna look badass while being badass."

Y/N: "That's unnecessary but ok...."

Aeron: "THAT'S SO SICK!"

Aeron was having an orgasm as I went ahead and tried them on. They felt natural......

Lee: "Oh and they have the ability to camouflage as a pair of gloves but while it's doin that the nails are folded down so you don't stab anybody by accident."

Y/N: "Thank you.

Just then everything around me turned gray. And a pool of black was bubbling where Lee was standing. I walked over towards it when a figure rose out of it....it looked like...my father?