Seaman X Mermaid

Gills

Before me stood, or rather floated a beautiful mermaid with golden locks of hair streaming down. I stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide, for she is the epitome of beauty. Her piercing blue eyes look up at me, and I stare back into them, almost like I was in a trance. I was being hypnotized by her beauty. I realize that she is distracting me from my quest for being the greatest Seaman, so I exclaim, "YARRRRR BE GONE WITH THEE YE SQUIGGLY MERFIEND" 

With that, she began to float on her side and said, rather seductively, "Hey there Seaman, wanna inspect my gills?" With a wink. 

"SHIVER ME TIMBERS" I whisper without realizing that I had said it out loud. 

The mermaid lets out a small giggle and instructs me to look into her eyes. I follow her directions and am immediately put into a trance. I am conscious enough to realize that I am being hypnotized, but I can't do anything about that. "You want me don't you... well.. if you want me that bad, why don't you just come and get me?" She hisses.

And with that, I bound into the water after her, but she instantly disappears, leaving me to my death. For I, the great and mighty Seaman, had never learned how to swim

***********************************************************************************************This was very rushed!! I wrote this in about 10 minutes lmao. like I said before, I don't write, so this is probably dreadful. whoops

and I apologize for that trash ending, it was the only thing I could think of that wouldn't take a million years to write. I don't have all day to write this shit, I need time to keep rewatching PINOF 9 and admire my beans okay