I woke up with a headache as I accidentally hit my head on my headboard.
"Snap! That did hurt!"
"Wow that totally sucks, want me to kiss that dear head?"
My eyes grew wide with the sound of Aiden's voice.
"Surprise baby."
"How did you?"
"Well it's just my awesomeness that your mom let me in."
"Urgh! So cocky."
"Not cocky, confident."
"Whatever. You do have overflowing confidence that blows your head so big that head transplant is actually necessary."
"Well I'm sorry to burst your bubble but I am most aware that I am hot, and really good looking and girls drool over my gorgeous physique."
"I can't see the connection. Can you please talk in a not stupid manner?"
"Well duh, if a whale knows he has a big ding dong, it's a fact."
"And so it got worse. Nevermind."
"Yeah I know. Only smart people get it, sucks to be you."
"If killing is not a crime, you're probably 6 feet underground now."
"How will you kill me, huh?"
"I had million ways in my head, but I think cutting off that ding dong you think is big, is my best choice."
He gasped, "this is the second time you said about cutting off little Aiden, I think you wanted it so badly."
I guffawed, "little? Well that suits it right."
"You think it's little, okay. But I assure you little Aiden will make you really happy."
"Perv! You horny git!"
"That suits you right too honey. Just say yes, and I promise you will be really happy."
"Ew! You walking hormone! Out!"
"Calm down, will you? I'm just messing with you."
"What do you want?"
"You."
"I'm serious Aiden! I swear one more wrong word I'm gonna throw you out, literally throw you out through my window!"
He laughed so hard at that.
"Aren't you supposed to say, 'ohhh. this face is too precious to be damaged when you throw me out'?"
"You're funny Bree."
"It's not a joke!"
"Yeah makes it funnier."
"What's your business?"
"Hold your horses babe. We'll get into that."
"Stop calling me babe!"
"Okay. Honey you know-"
"Don't you dare!"
"Darling?"
"That too!"
"Cup cake? Teddy bear? Sweetie? Mine?"
"One more word Aiden!" I glared at him.
He laughed hard, "okay. Let's get serious now. I wanna ask you out for a date."
"Ew! Over my dead body!"
"Excuse me, over my dead body too," he said mimicking my high-pitched voice.