Friend 1: My first kiss was in Kindergarten!
Others: Awwww
Friend 2: My first kiss was when I was drunk
Others : Lol
Friends: What about your first kiss, Emma?
Me: .....
Flashback to 3 years ago, Grade 8
Me: *comes down from bus* Aaah it's so cold and I don't feel like doing anything *applies lipbalm*
Fly: *bzzz* Oh such a pretty girl! And a perfect landing spot too. *lands on lips and flutters*
Subby: And that is how Emma had her first kiss. It was with a fly
A/N: This actually happened 😥
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My Subconscious And I
De TodoYes I talk to my Subconscious. Yes it has a mind of its own. Yes I am crazy 😆
