Crazy (Harry Styles)

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To be honest I no idea what I'm doing I just kind of got bored and randomly started writing this because I have 27 followers for NO APPARENT REASON?!?!? This is pretty pathetic but it's not supposed to be good anyway it's a parody. So like I said it's a parody and I've been writing this for like 30mins and the ideas just keep flowing through me. I'm writing this Author's Note thing before I'm finished so ya but this will turn out like shit no matter what. :)

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Chapter: The only one (as in the only chapter)

Megan's POV

I went to Starbucks, in LA of course, to get... well... Starbucks and then I saw Harry Styles. That motherfucker is always fucking here has he forgotten where he belongs??!! It was my turn in line and I realized I forgot my wallet so I had to think fast. "DOES ANYONE HERE WHO HAPPENS TO BE SUPER FAMOUS AND RICH AND POSSIBLY HAPPENS TO BE IN ONE DIRECTION HAVE MONEY FOR ME TO USE?", I hope this works out.. I think I might've been to subtle on who I wanted to give me money.

Harry's POV

"DOES ANYONE HERE WHO HAPPENS TO BE SUPER FAMOUS AND RICH AND POSSIBLY IN ONE DIRECTION HAVE MONEY FOR ME TO USE?", why the hell is this girl coming to Starbucks without money; oh wait a minute she's probably asking me. I walk over to her and when I see her I instantly fall in love with her. I struggle to form a sentence, but only because it takes me two fucking years to finish a sentence because I talk so damn slow. Finally I manage to say, "Here's $5000 dollars because I'm feeling generous today", with a wink and she smiles at me and pays. I have to tell her how I really feel before it's too late. I start to lean into her and she gives me a weird look, okay it's now or never Harry. DAMMIT!!! Now I have that High School Musical song 'Now Or Never' stuck in my head. Although, I have to admit that is one good trilogy.

Megan's POV

I'm trying to pay this now-impatient barista but Harry is just leaning into me like a fucking creep but I think he's trying to say something. "I'm completely and madly in love with you Megan and I've known it since the time I first laid eyes on you.", wait what the fuck is going on how does he even know my name?!??! And didn't he only just meet me like 3mins ago??!?!! But strangely (A/N: IDK HOW TO SPELL THIS DAMN WORD) I felt like I was falling in love with him too... He leaned even closer than he already was and attempted at whispering in my ear saying; "Let's frick frack in the bathroom," I'm pretty sure about 3 people heard him but I don't care because it's none of their business whether we frick frack or not anyway. Obviously I agree with him, I mean he's fucking Harry Styles, who wouldn't agree to that. Plus he gave me $5000 so it's the least I could do. We head to the bathroom but then I remember that I still need to get my frappuccino.

Harry's POV

Megan fucking ran away from me... you can't just leave before frick frack time... oh wait nevermind she just went to get her frappacina? frappicini? frappocine? I can't remember what the damn drink is called but who the fuck cares because the love of my life is back where I can see her.

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Frick fracks happen

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9months later....

*Still Harry's POV*

Did I mention that I ended up getting Megan pregnant. It's funny because I didn't even know the colour of her eyes, nor do I know now, and the even funnier part is that she gave me something too... A FUCKING STD!!!! Or an STI for those of you who keep up with the name changes. The point is she had herpes and she didn't even bother to tell me... but it's okay because I love her no matter what. Oh and our baby too but I don't really remember what we named him, something with a 'T' I think?? I don't that's very important though, Megan is the only important person in my life and I think I'm going to marry her.

Megan's POV

Wow I'm so in love with Harry; when is he going to ask me to marry him though I'm starting to run out of money. Oh look there he is walking right towards me. He's smiling as usual whenever he sees me, what cute dimp- WOAH HE'S GOING ON ONE KNEE I'M FREAKING OUT OMG!!! "HOLY SHIT HARRY," I'm practically shitting myself right now. "What babe? Am I not strapping the velcro on my glitter light-up shoes right?" Of course he's not actually going to ask me to marry him I'm so pathetic (A/N: Like this fanfic). I give him and a sad smile and start to walk upstairs to our room. "Hey where are you going?" Harry gives me concerned look, I look back at him and it takes all my might to tell him, "I'm going upstairs to cry because this fanfic hasn't had one person cry yet and you haven't asked to marry me yet!!"

Harry's POV

Fanfic??!?! Does she think our love is fake because it sure as hell isn't and I know for damn sure it's better than any fanfic, especially those parody ones. I know I love her but I can't do this anymore it's too much for me. "Megan, I love you but I can't do this anymore... you're just too crazy."

Megan's POV

Wait wtf.

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Lmao so that's it guys!! I'd be surprised if you actually made it through the actual story but if you did u a tru fren:)))) Keep in mind I randomly wrote this because I got bored and it's just for fun:))) So if you hate on it keep hating bc it gives me reads and comments lmao have a nice day!

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