Printesa Mea, Regina Mea(my princess, my queen)

Christmassss!!!

I've been a stickler for Christmas. The gifts, the fun times, the food, it's all been my favorite season, besides Halloween of course. Though this year was more....chaotic then normal. It was still fun. It started on the 23 of December, Sir. Integra was with Walter finishing up shopping, I was in my room wrapping Seras's gifts and trying to hide Alucard's. He's a snooper. Well, I was finishing up the last fold when I heard an explosion from the kitchen. I swear they let Alucard into the kitchen again. I got up and headed downstairs to where the kitchen was only to see Pip covered in ash and was holding a burnt ham/turkey/Christmas meal.

"Sorry, Madame...seems I over cooked it a bit." He chuckled pointing at the food. "And we may need a new oven."

I stared at him. "Really Pip, REALLY!! I just cleaned that thing for dinner and you destroyed it?!"

Pip rubbed the back of his neck. "Eh hehehe...sorry."

"Get out of my kitchen." I glared at him. The kitchen isn't mine, but on holidays, like Christmas and Thanksgiving, it's mine.

Pip held his hands up and rushed away, most likely to find Seras and cry to her. They are so cute. I also was able to hide Alucard's present somewhere where he won't look. That was an issue.

Alucard entered the kitchen laughing. "What did you do to the Frenchman?" He asked me. "He looked like a scared puppy with his tails between his legs."

I laughed lightly. "Shot him a glare and told him to get out of my kitchen. He blew up my oven!" I stated pointing at the smoking thing. "Walter's going to be pissed at me, and dinner is going to be tasting like black ash and burnt." I sighed. "Also, Christmas unwrapping is on Christmas Eve since we have a mission on Christmas." I stated before starting to clean out the oven.

Alucard chuckled and went behind me and picked me up. "How about I give you my gift first~" he purred into my ear.

Now mind you, I can't tell my boyfriend's intentions from day one. He sometimes can be very perverted or very sweet and kind. I can't tell the difference because of the voice he uses which is the one he just used.  It's a seductive, yet soothing voice that sends shivers down my spine.

"Depends on the present Alucard." I stated trying to get out of his arms.

He chuckled. "It will make you very loud." He licked my neck.

Alright, seductive tone it is, now I'm not saying what my Christmas present was, only that my god was he big. I think Seras and Pip will never see us the same again, and Sir Integra is scared. Walter only gave me a look and laughed when I asked him what the look was for. Also...I think I'm still kinda limping....blaming his vampiric ass on that one. And yes I am a vampire that's the only reason he did it. So merry Christmas guys.
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Hey peeps, that's a small Christmas thing, FYI innocent readers who don't understand that she couldn't walk, Reader~chan got laid by a big vampire. That is the simplest way I can say that. If you don't know what 'laid' means, you poor innocent child. I know this one is shorter then most but I kinda forgot I was going to do an update until I remembered that hey, you promised. I didn't update as soon as I had hoped but my parents wanted help cleaning up the house and I needed to deal with some things in my life. They aren't that happy like and I don't feel like bothering you with my problems but I haven't had much motivation to write. I love all of you, but when I'm down in the dumps over something Author notes become longer and less story happens, I'm trying though, it's just hard. I'm going to, hopefully, update on Christmas Eve and on Christmas Day, hopefully. I wish you all merry Christmas and a happy new year. Enjoy family time, and if you're dating anyone, hug them close and if they treat you right keep them even closer. It's hard to get back what you lost in a relationship. Also, look up Full Metal Alchemist or Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood if you want some good thing to watch. Maybe even Black Butler if you're into mystical. Have a merry Christmas again.
Bye peeps~
~ʞıʇʇǝuɟoɹǝʌǝɹdǝǝds~