>be me
>Katie Kartell
>be in high school
>last week of school
>last day of school
>know a nerd named Alex Kralie
>Alex has an idea
>says to me
>"Last day of school, I'm putting on roller skates and booking it down the hallway"
>fuckinnerd.png
>last day of school
>half hour left of school itself
>be walking down hallway
>boiherehecome.jpeg
>Alex books by me, wearing pink roller skates
>bitch is going so fast I barely saw him
>only knew it was him because I heard him yell
>"BITCH"
>yell after him
>"YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE"
>Alex turns around and yells
>"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
>then turns around and smacks face-first into concrete wall
>laughmyassoff.exe
>Alex's glasses are history
>he has a bloody nose
>he just sits there
>principal calmly comes over loudspeaker
>"Alexander Kralie, please report to the office"
>Alex takes off his skates, grabs his broken glasses, and walks up to the office
>turns out he was called down for vandalism
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Slenderverse and Creepypasta Crack
Humor♑Title says all, motherfuckers. (Kill me, a few of these are old and cringy as f u c k.) -Killa♑