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Greentext 2: Marble Hornets (Harleen Baker)

>be me
>Harleen Baker
>Navajo, live with grandparents on reservation at the time
>grandparents want me to date another Navajo boy
>have white boyfriend names Alex Kralie
>decide to stop being a scared little shit and tell them
>i'msofucked.exe
>go up to reservation with Alex
>try not to look suspicious as I walk to my grandparent's home with a white boy
>I am so fucking dead oh my gods
>walk in front door with a white boy
>say
>"yá'át'ééh, acheii" (hello, grandfather in Navajo)
>grandfather looks up and smiles at me
>grandfather sees Alex
>smile falls
>asks me what I'm doing with a white boy
>say
>"acheii, this is my boyfriend, Alex"
>grandfather stands up
>he's 6'4"
>Alex is 5'11"
>grandfather is a shit-lot taller than boyfriend
>all color drains from Alex's face
>grandmother suppresses laughter
>think that I'm about to get disowned or Alex is going to get killed or something
>grandfather smirks
>ohfuckalexisdead.mp4
>grandfather looks dead into Alex's eyes
>he says
>"Paleface"
>all color drains from my face
>say to Alex
>"we need to leave"
>drag Alex off reservation while he's laughing his ass off
>haven't gone back since