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A African man walks past a bar, and sees a sign that marks 'Free Wi-Fi available'.
He smiles and walks in.
He spots a lady waring the bar logo standing near the counter.
"Aunty you have WiFi hear? He asked.
" Yes we do".
"Can I have do password?
" Buy drink first". She smiled
He gave her a half smile,and went to the counter and ordered a beer from the bartender.
He pulled a dollar note and took his beer.
He sat down in front of the lady and enjoyed his drink waving the bottle at her making sure she saw.
When he was done and looked up there was short brown lady instead.
The man looked around confused.
He went up to the lady and said "There was a tall black girl over here were she gone?
" Oh she has done working so I took my shift". She explained
"oh ah can you give the WiFi password?
" Sir buy a drink first". She smiled and he gave a weak almost smile.
He went back to the counter bought the same beer,waved it to her and drank as fast as he could.
The lady got uncomfortable with him waving at her.
So she turned around.
"Now aunty can I have the password?
" buy a drink first"
"Heh I just buy a drink over here and you telling me buy a drink first!
" Sir I don't know why your shouting I just told you..buy a drink first".
The man got frustrated.
"Were is the manager?
She looked at him as if he were crazy.
" o-over there. She pointed
The man angrily approached the manager seated around a table signing papers.
"Manager is this how you run place ova here? I keep on asking everyone what is password of WiFi what is password of WiFi,and no one telling".
He explained.
The manager looked up and said.
" Sir buy a drink first".
The looked at the manager and then walked over to the counter.
"If had sense I would have used my money an buy data". Taking his last dollar bill.
He took the same beer and placed it on the table were the manager was after taking a sip.
" There.. now what is password?
He took out his phone.
"Buy a drink first".
" heh....manager I'm a big boy I do not like games, I'd buy a drink and again you telling me buy a drink first?
"My brother look at it on the wall over there. The manager pointed to a green sign that marked.
WiFi password
'Buy a drink first'
The man looked a the manager took up the beer and said 'if I put the cover back on can I return it?
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