Survive and read.
There was a wealthy man who went on a trip to a island I bought a few weeks ago.
He went to explore and ended up getting lost away from his best friend.
A group of terrorists captured him and told him that he had one chance to say something,if he told the truth he would get burned alive if he told a lie he would get shot.
He was thinking and he smiled.
"Give me the gun shot either way I'm gonna die anyway".
So they held up the gun,then the man said, " didn't you say if I told the truth I'd get burned to death?
The group started contemplated and thought about it.
The leader exclaimed "Ah this shit is giving me a f**king head ache please leave".
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Jokes that ain't a lie
HumorSo some of these jokes i made them some i didn't this book is basically what will give you a smile every time you read it.
