My girlfriends dum

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Jake rolled his eyes at his girlfriend ranting in front of the mirror.

"She's so annoying". He murmured.

" and guess what I found out bae, I found put my birthday day is on the same day that I was born I mean what a coincides-

Jake leaned up with his mouth  hanging.

"What is it bae..bae.....bae stop it your scaring me". She waved a hand in front his face.

" You know what I just found out ?

"What?

" My girlfriend's dum"

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