Papa's Deep Dish Surprise (Papa John x Reader Delivery Guy)

Atrocious

As Papa John escorted you to the park bathroom, you thanked the heavens for a second chance with Papa and his wonderful meat.

You and Papa arrive at the filthy park bathroom, your formerly molecular dick is now strong as Titanium. Ho boy.

"Papa, please destory my asshole like Hiroshima. By the gods, I'm so ready." You say as Papa yeets you into a stall.

Papa follows you inside, locks the door, and unleashes his mega man meat on display. Zooweemama.

You scream, "MY ACHING DICK.", as your pantalones cortos incinerate by the force of your radiant knob.

The force was of such a great magnitude that a portal opened up, transporting us to the shadow realm.

No big sexes for this fine afternoon then. Fuck.

"What the-" Papa John says before three large figures with black hoods appear behind him. What in tarnation...

" W E  A R E  T H E  G O D S  O F  D̵̞͓̮̻͚̈́͛̌̌̈̒̐̚ ḙ̸͖͇͓̮̯̭̯͓̯͔̪͈̺̝̈͋̈̍͊̏̆̚ ś̴̬̘̳̳͕̥͍̹̝̤͎͈̰͓͛̂̎̈ p̴̛̙̗̊͗̎ạ̶̧̧̛̫̣͓͖̩̤̠̭͓̲̱͋̏̄̈̌̿̽ c̴̛̤̦̥̭̼̖̙͈̱̪̲̣̏͊̇́̇̿̅̔̚ í̴̡̙͉̞̼͍̪͎͍̜̯ ẗ̴̫̺̮̟͖̩͎̠̹̼́̆̏̐̅̏͗̀͌͊́̈́̒̕͝ ó̴̻̝̺̺̬̙̠̌͆̿̊͒͂͛͘͝ " they say in unison.

"G I V E  U S  Y O U R  T E E T H"

You pull up your Boss Baby underwear, in your efforts not to expose your premium wiener to the Gods.

"Uhhhh... sorry I don't speak  i t a l i c s."

The Gods look at me confused. "W H A T  D O  Y O U  M E A N?"

"Ｕｈｈｈ， Ｄｏ Ｉ ｎｅｅｄ ｔｏ ｒｅｐｅａｔ ｍｙ ｓｅｌｆ

You repeat, being the fucking Alpha male chad (incel ) you are.

"BEING A GAMER, WORKING A MINIMUM WAGE JOB WITH NO SOCIAL LIFE AND NO PRIOR RELATIONSHIP EXPERIENCE, YOU THINK YOUR PAIN IS GREATER THAN MINE."

God 𝕃𝕦𝕚𝕤 𝔽𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕚 taps on the shoulder of the leader 🅼🆁 🅳🅴🆂🅿🅰🅲🅸🆃🅾 and says "This guy is a gamer, we can't beat him...."

He looks at me with fear in his eyes. You hold up your hand in a snapping position.

"N O T H I N G  P E R S O N N A L  K I D " You say as you snap your fingers, blasting out a beam of light aimed at the leader of the Gods.

Just in the knick of time, the leader of North Korea, Psy Gangnam Style appeared from the depts of the underworld and blocked the blast from hitting the Gods.

"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy 🅼🆁 🅳🅴🆂🅿🅰🅲🅸🆃🅾, I don't feel so good" he said, fading away from his spot from the number 1 most watched video on YouTube.

Tears weld up all of the Gods' eyes. They mourned the death of their fallen brother. Did it really have to be like this? Sure, why the heck not. These darn Gods ruined your chance to get dicked down by Papa John.

Papa puts his hand your shoulder.

"You saved me and my teeth." He slides his hand a bit lower to my gluteus maximus.

"You deserve double the rewards today."

Wowie. You  wanted to comment how he's going to eat my ass in front of someone mourning their dead brother but man fuck it.

You power up. Your 0.0000000000001 centimeter wiener emits energy like a thousand suns. Your Boss Baby underwear burns cause of the immense heat.

Papa begins to turbo fist my asshole like he's digging for gold. You scream, causing the God's ears to bleed.

"Papa! Fist me so hard that you turn me into a muppet." You scream.

So that what he did.  Fucking radical dude.

"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA" Papa fists you with vigor and precession, making you nut with every punch.

After being shoulder deep in your guts, Papa finally releases himself from ya arse and prepares his main course.

He takes out his spicy Italian sausage, ready to be placed into your hot-and-ready oven. He enters your Holland Tunnel.

"ZOINKS!" You yell. "OH JEEZ PAPA!" Your voice cracks.

"You fool. This isn't even my final form!!!!" Papa screams going Ultra Instinct on your now deformed anal cavity.

As Papa is obliterating your ass, you look up at see the God weaping harder than before at such a sight.

THEIR TEARS ONLY MADE YOU HARDER. O H  N O

You start nutting uncontrollably like a sprinker. Your eyes/wiener begins emitting light.

You 'REEE'. Your penis becomes a portal, transporting you and Papa out of the shadow realm.

Upon arriving back to their realm on the park picnic table, Papa saw that these fucking bitch ass kids poisioned themselves eating tide pods. Isn't this like May? This should meme be dead.

Papa pulls out of you in horror.

"Quickly, Delivery Guy! Call the ambulance!" He rushes of to Beau.

"K." You say attemping to pull out your phone. Wait...you destroyed your phone. Also, those little shits got what they deserved. Nobody jokes about anime and gets away with it.

You turn around and pretend you're calling 911 so you don't get embarrassed.

"Delivery Guy, did you call them?! When will they get here?!" Papa John panicks.

You slowly turn to him, looking into his deep brown eyes and say...

"About four or five."