THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC
Okay let's start shall we?
"Please sit."
"Uh.....Ok."
"Is she pregnant?"
"No. What the hell?"
"You're not aloud to say that."
"Sorry."
"Well you already said it, so fuck it."
"So basically, I'm in love with my mom."
".............."
"Stop judging me!"
"You can't even see my face!"
"Yeah but I can feel your judgy eyes."
"Just, proceed."
"Suho-"
"Suho? Who is this Suho you speak of?"
"He's the leader of Exo. The group that I'm in. And the guy that I like."
"OH MY GOD I'M TALKING TO AN EXO MEMBER?!?!"
"I'm Sehun."
"HOLY SHIT! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?"
"Yeah sure.... but, do all priests listen to Exo?"
"I don't know."
"...... But you're like, 70 years old."
"Well, according to my calculatuons, you're wrong. I'm 69 years old."
"...... That's still old."
"What can I say? Once you Jimin, you can't jim out."
"Is that a BTS referenc-"
"Moving on. Tell me more about your problem."
"Well, we're roommates and-"
"Oh God."
"................"
"Sorry, continue."
"I just need to know how to stop this."
"Stop what?"
"Being gay!"
"Are you sure you're gay?"
".....No? This could just be a silly crush. But I'm pretty sure I love him. I don't know."
"Come back and visit me when you figure that out."
"Uhm, ok. Well I guess I'll leave now."
"Wait! What about my autograph?!"
*silence*
"Sehun?"
A/N
I'm not sure if this is going to be a short story or not, so bear with me, Okay? Okay.
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Confessions - Hunho (completed)
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