"I hate you for what you did. You took the easy way out of what I, to this day, haven't discovered. I never went to your parents' house. Or your friends. Or anybody. I lived with only the memory of Loverboy's Lips. You were my first kiss. and my second, and my many others after that. And my last.
"You ruined me along with yourself. I hate you. You ruined our story. There's no such thing as a one-sided love story. That's what I'm living now. The unlivable. Look what you did. I'm crying over the guy who is not behind this phone. I hate you. I--" Beep
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I love you.
