The Killers and Us

Well.... Crap.

I was still in my bed. I was still reading. But it was almost 9, and I had a large pile of books at my feet. I sighed and put down the book I was reading. Oooo I love Twilight. Jake is a total beast. TEAM JACOB!!!!!! I giggled and stretched my arms, rolling my head around and listening to the quick cracks from my stiff bones from being in the same position too long. When I was satisfied after cracking my fingers and back I climbed down from my bed and slid open one of the drawers attached to my bed to search for some pajamas. I settled on a pair of fluffy polka-dot pants and a large plain white t-shirt. After sliding them on and throwing my dirty outfit into a purple and white striped hamper I slipped into my thick blankets, dozing off several minutes later.

------------MAGICAL TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE MAGICAL FLOATING DOG BY MY DOOR NAMED HUEY!!!! (≧∇≦)/ say hi to Huey!!!--

I flutter my eyes open and groan in frustration at the shaft of sunlight that landed straight in my face. I stayed there for a minute before rolling to my ladder and climbing down sluggishly. I unlocked the door and walked out, eventually going the wrong way. I looked around and groaned putting my hand to my forehead.

"Well fudge." I said to myself and looked around again.

"Lost?" I heard someone say and I whipped around to see BEN standing there with his hair rumpled and his eyes tired. Wearing forest green boxers.

"Um.. yeah... Where is the kitchen?" I asked blushing and he smirked at me.

"I'll show ya." He walked past me and started in the way I came. I blushed more then followed after him. Fortunately he was at least an inch taller than me and  I am about 5'2". Who knew someone so short could be so... Intimidating. I sighed. We may never know. When we arrived in the kitchen I sighed in relief and started going through the fridge to make breakfast. When I turned around I saw BEN's eyes shoot up to meet my own and I growled.

"YOU PERVERT!" I backhanded him straight across his face and at that moment Masky decided to walk in. BEN cradled his cheek and smiled sheepishly at him.

"Hi Masky..." BEN said quietly with a small chuckle. Masky looked from my fierce expression to the small handprint on his face until it apparently clicked.

"Did she slap you?" Masky giggled and I nod ferociously. Masky laughed more and wiped a fake tear from the face of his mask, "Oh this is just too good!" BEN glared at him and his elf ears twitched in irritation.

"Oh put a sock in it Tim." BEN growled and Masky stopped laughing and glared at him.

"Make me Benny." Masky said and BEN scowled deeply and balled his hands into fists.

"You shouldn't have done that." BEN growled and I took this moment to step in between them both and put my hands up.

"Okay guys, calm down there is no need for a fight. BEN you have to admit that would be pretty funny if the roles were switched and Masky... You actually did nothing wrong so..." I put my hands down,"Be free birdy!" Masky rolled his eyes and went into the fridge as I laughed and started making eggs, bacon, pancakes, toaster waffles, and I put some fruits in a large bowl. When I finished I was surprised when BEN ran up and smacked a big fat wet kiss on my cheek.

"GAHHH! WHAT IN THE???" I yelled and started wiping my face, "This better not become an everyday thing BEN!" I yelled at his retreating figure. He simply laughed and went back into the living room. I scoffed and grabbed the several plates of food I had prepared.

"FOODS DONE!!!!" I shouted and Masky, LJ, and BEN all ran to the table and plopped down in chairs. I snickered and set the food down and grabbed my own plate from the small pile. When I was happy with the 2 pancakes and large helping of eggs, I sat down and started eating. I heard the rumbling of more footsteps and Jeff came down the stairs, showing his glory in a pair of blood red boxer briefs, that honestly scarred me for life with the unnecessary amounts of detail. I screamed and flipped over the back of my chair while holding my eyes.