“Hello, My name is Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass.” Rang threw the TV at about 10 in the morning. From the next room I could hear Jimmy yelling to me to shut it off. I snickered quietly and continued watching Jackass 2.5 for the fifth time in the past two days. By the time the movie was a third of the way done Jimmy was up and dressed in the Black Veil Brides shirt I bought him and his baggier than normal for him dark wash jeans.
“Someone is looking adorable today. Where are you going?” I asked him still paying attention to the TV.
“We are going out to a special surprise today. And you need to get dressed. I’ll get Dunkin’s for us quickly. I chose your clothes they are on the bed.” He said as he looked for the keys then kissed my forehead and walked out for food.
I shrugged and paused the movie and went to see what he picked out for me. Skinny jeans and an Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare After Christmas tour shirt.
Typical. I thought as I changed and did my bathroom stuff. By the time he walked back in the door I had gotten to the half way point in Jackass. I jumped up and raided that brown bag and got my drink and gave him a kiss and said. “Thanks you, James.”
“You’re welcome, monkey.” He replied laughing at the face I made at him calling me my high school nickname from when we were dating. After we finished eating we headed out in his 69 black Chevy Impala that I fixed and gave him for his birthday. When we got on the highway and we stopped to eat lunch he got out a bandana and tied it around my eyes and put headphones on me so I could listen to my music instead of his dubstep.
I guess this would be the time to tell you about me. My name is Chrissy Vengeance. That’s not my actual last name I changed it the day I turned 18. My real last name is Cleveland, my moms maiden name. Not that she got married to my actual father. When I married Jimmy I decided to keep my new last name and he changed his last name to mine on his own I only found out when his work ID got sent to the house instead of work like it was supposed to. We don’t plan on having kids we are only 24 and I’d like to at least know who my father is. Jimmy means everything to me. We can be best friends or enemies but usually we are best friends. I have anger issues and a phobia. He understands me though. We help each other out. He works with me, he builds car frames and I put everything in them. We own our shop, we make pretty descent amount of money, plenty to get by on and some extra. We also repair cars. We both went to the same high school but different collages. Thankfully in the same state. We have many fights, small ones. I think the only way I would actually leave him is if he cheated on me. I think it’s the same for him but I’m not sure. You would have to ask him.
So more about me, huh. Well I love to write even if I’m not very good. Same with drawing but usually I trace things then put my own little spin on them. I dye my hair a lot mainly combinations of red and black or one of them. I play soccer to keep in semi shape. I love to play video games with Jimmy and tease him when I beat him. I love to do stupid shit like in Jackass. I also love to skate board. Well enough about me back to the present.
I felt the car slow to a stop and idle for a moment then shut off. I fumbled with the buckle as the drivers side door opened and shut with a slight bang. By the time I had unbuckled I felt the door open and the sun hit my legs and the breeze stir my hair slightly. As I started to stumble out I heard Jimmy laugh and say “Oh. No you don’t.” I didn’t have time to ask what he meant because he picked me up shut and locked the doors. I giggled softly as he started walking who knows where.
He clumsily took off my headphones while walking and said “We are here but you have to keep the blindfold on a little longer, Okay?” I nodded and pouted like a little kid, I could feel him silently laughing as he kissed my cheek.
When he put me down it was on a bean bag chair type thing.
“What’s going on James?” I demanded.
“Well who is your favorite person in the entire world?” He asked me softly.
“Um…You?” I said laughing.
“Besides me, monkey.” He said being serious.
“Um… The Jackass Crew.” I said softly while my face twitched with confusion. I heard some giggles off in the distance. “Jimmy? Who was that?”
“Take off your blindfold and see for yourself.” He said softly in my ear. I slowly took off my blindfold and gasped as I saw the Jackass Crew standing in front of me smiling at me. My mouth was wide open and my face was hot, I was probably blushing. Oh shit my tongue ring. I snapped my mouth closed and covered it to hide my labret too. Nothing could hide my nose ring and eyebrow piercing. Thankfully my industrial was hidden by my hair.
“Whoa, monkey, what was that in your mouth?” Jimmy asked in shock.
“New piercing.” I said shyly. “Surprise.”
“How did I not notice that?” He said while laughing.
“You are oblivious in the morning, hun” I stated laughing. “I’ve been talking kind of funny all day. I got it last night after you went to sleep.” I said smiling at him.
He shook his head smiling at me. “Anyways say hello to everyone, monkey.” I waved at them smiling.
“Hello everyone. My name is not monkey it’s Chrissy.” I stood up and held out my hand for one of them to shake. Wee-man walked up first then everyone else. Besides Bam he just sat there starring at me like he saw a ghost. I stepped up in front of him and waved my hand in front of his face saying his name loudly.
“Holy shit.” He said softly.
“What?” I asked. I looked back at everyone they were starring at us lie we were twins or something. “What?” I asked rubbing my tattoo clouded arms nervously.
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First chapter. What do you think? Continue? Vote? Comment? I changed Joey to Jimmy. I broke up with Joey so now I'm using Jimmy. The one From Avenged Sevenfold. His real last name is Sullivan not Vengeance.
