Chance Of A Lifetime

Chapter Five

It was around midday and I was sitting in the living room laid out on the couch with my laptop resting on my stomach, scrolling through my tumblr dashboard. "'Sup little one?" Alex asked messing up my hair.

"Little one? I'm on tumblr."

"Yes, little one you are younger than me so therefore little. I have a tumblr."

"Yeah that you haven't been on in more than a year." I scoffed.

"Pssh whatever."

"Fuck offff, you're basically all that's on my dashboard."

"Oooooh does that mean that little Caroline blogs about me?"

"Obviously I don't know why you're even asking, you already know you guys are my favorite band.."

After that I zoned out while tumbling as I do most of the time. Jesus fucking Christ people are weird on here. Of course I am too but, that doesn't matter. I was scrolling and saw one of my favorite posts on tumblr. Hamster President. "HAHAHAHAHA-IT'S AFUCKING HAMSTER- HAHAHAHAHA- WITH A BANANA-HAHAHAHA" I obnoxiously laughed. Honestly it's not even that funny I just really love it. 'Cause like its a hamster barfing up a banana! Comedy gold I'm telling 'ya.

"Jesus Christ! It's not even that funny calm the fuck down." Alex said from next to me.

"Whoa! When did you get here?"

"Um I stayed here? I never left." Alex quirked his caterpillar or as he calls it his 'eye brow'.

"Well alrighty then" I said,

"Shoo, run along taller one."

"Taller one?" Alex asked.

"I'm not going to call you big one you'll just make it a dick joke."

"Did somebody say dick joke?!" Jack ran into the room.

"Oh fuck off!" Alex laughed.

Jack laughed and jumped on the couch barely hitting my feet. I lifted my laptop into the air so I could sit criss-cross and not have my feet squished by jack.

"So how much stalker knowledge do you know about us?" Alex asked sitting down on the ground next to couch.

"Not much, it's a bit weird to know every little thing about you guys. Nancy on the other hand doesn't mind knowing every thing about one direction, she even knows Niall's parents' address." I said.

"Caroline!" Nancy yelled, obviously upset I told them; now when the hell did she get here?

"Sorry! I don't have a filter and that's the first thing that came to mind." I pouted.

"Whatever you poop face." She strutted.

"NO YOU'RE A POOP FACE!" I shouted.

"Your mom!" She called from the stairs.

"Dammit. She always wins." I pouted, crossing my arms over my chest.

"Ha ha Caroline's a loser!" Jack teased.

"I'll show you loser!" I shook my fist at him.

Jack stuck out his tongue and ran away to the kitchen. "Go get the faggot!" Alex encouraged.

"Alright but no touchy the latop got it?"

"Yes ma'am!" Alex saluted.

I ran after jack, and found him standing on top of the island in the kitchen.

"Barakat!"

"Oh shit."

"I will KICK. YOUR. ASS."