We Mermaid for Each Other || Yoongi X Mermaid!Reader

One

A/N: This is a crackfic pls don't take it seriously I'm just de-stressing myself right now.

Chapter One:

Once upon a time, probably two seconds ago, in the far deep blue seas of Somalia, there stood an underwater kingdom miraculously staying submerged in the ocean. God knows how that happened, but let's not get all physics-y here. So anyway, that kingdom was inhabited by mermen and mermaids, ruled by the king, obviously, and as usual he's that old guy with the long white hair and white beard that reaches down to his toes, who always carries around a large fork, yeah a fork coz this king apparently has a huge appetite. He is probably a widow too coz it's a Disney thing to not have a queen or a mother to prevent the flirty daughter from hoeing around or something.

So yeah, moving on to the daughters, as usual, there are three princesses. There's Ughriel, who appears in the first chapter and says a few lines but disappears in the next chapters. There's Ugh, can't think of a name right now so let's settle with Ugh, whose existence is just as trivial as Ughriel's. And then, there's Y/N, who is the self proclaimed prettiest mermaid to ever exist in the entire oceanverse. You probably think Y/N is the youngest, but this time let's make this story unique and make our main character the middle child, AKA the forgotten child. Uhh who are we talking about again?

"UGHRIEL SIS LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME BOY!" Y/N screamed at her sister while scrolling down the Fishbook of a certain man. Fishbook is the most famous social mermedia of the merpeople.

"Uh yeah he's so hANDSOME." Ughriel replies and vanishes into thin air coz we won't be needing her after this.

This man she stalks- I mean she looks at is a man named Min Yoongi. He is a member of the BTS pirate crew, it's a famous pirate crew that is looking for the Daesang in this MAMA Age of Piracy (no shade), the goal of the thousands of pirate crews out there. So anyway, Yoongi is a human, and Y/N is a mermaid so there goes our problem coz rules say, humans and mermaids can't make babies together.

Y/N broke down and started bawling her eyes out when she realized this. Little did she know, the evil sea witch, Mudusa, a half human half mudfish, heard all of the princess' cries and decided to use it as a plot to dethrone the King. IDK how she managed to come up with a plan that fast, but let's give her credits for that. So, as usual, she sent her bumbling idiot goon to talk to Y/N.

"Why are you crying m'lady?" asked the goon.

"I want to become human!" screamed Y/N and continued her crying.

"I know someone who could make you human. Come with me." The goon said with a smirk on his face.

"Oh-okay that was fast." Agreed Y/N. I agree too.

So they went out of the palace and swam their way to a cave it was pretty dark, except for that neon sign flashing a big 'RUN' in it but since our protagonist is very determined to become a human for a man she just saw on Fishbook five seconds ago, nothing can stop her. Or maybe she just can't run coz she's a mermaid. Pfft.

They entered the dark cave and inside, she was welcomed by the sea witch.

"So I heard you wanted to become a huma-"

"YES YES I DO PLEASE USE YOUR MAGICAL POWERS ON ME NOW TO TURN ME INTO A HUMAN!" the sea witch was speaking when she was suddenly cut off by Y/N who as we can see is very excited to be human.

"Ohhh, so you're willing to do anything-"

"YES YES I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST TO GET THOSE LEGS DAMN I'M DESPERATE I WANNA MEET MY YOONGI MY DARLING MY SWEET SWEET SUGA!" Y/N once again interrupted the sea witch.

"Okay let me ask you first to do these thi-"

"TELL ME ALL OF IT PLEASE I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER I WANNA MAKE BABIES WITH HIM ALREADY!"

"OKAY BUT WILL YOU LET ME FINISH WHAT I'M SAYING FIRST!" the witch finally snapped.

"So before I turn you into a human, these are the things you have to do first."

Y/N nodded and listened very attentively to the sea witch.

"First, you have to cross the Mount Everdeep, after that, you'll have to cross this bridge but before crossing it, there you will find a grumpy old troll who will ask you a riddle first before letting you pass. This riddle is very hard so you have to pay attention to it. After the bridge, you'll have to cross another mountain, then another mountain, another mountain again and on the fifth mountain, you will see the legendary bird pokemon Lugia, you have to bring a master ball to catch it, you're gonna need this bird in your next journey. After that you will swim across the Bermuda Triangle, this is where Lugia comes in, the bird will help you get through the seas and will lead you to your real destination, the kingdom of Atlantis. Once you reach there, call me using the magic conch shell Spongebob left behind in one of those good episodes."

Y/N nodded several times, processing the instructions.

"Are you up for this challenge?" the sea witch asked confidently.

Y/N paused for a few seconds before saying,

"Nah. I'm too old for this stuff." Y/N said as she swam away from the sea witch.

"But you won't be able to meet that man you love this way!" the witch exclaimed.

"Whatever you cheap Ursulla rip-off, I can find another man on Fishbook." Y/N said before finally disappearing from the sea witch's sight.

She went back to the palace and never again did she get the chance to meet Yoongi and continued scrolling through her Fishbook feed.

To be continued