FISHBOOK
aSEAn GC
(basically a group chat for all the rulers under the sea)
Some really old mermaid:
KING! YOUR DAUGHTER HAS BECOME UNRULY NOWADAYS
King Proton (urgh your dad, definitely not a ripoff of King Triton):
Wait who?
That same old mermaid:
Your daughter!! Princess Y/N
King Proton:
Who in the frick frack hell is that
Another old mermaid:
Your daughter!
Your second daughter!
The ugliest one???
King Proton:
Oohhh
ohhh that daughter.
Okay I remember her now
A really old mermaid who's about to die anytime soon:
Your highness, she's been abusing too much of your powers!
She's ruining your image!
Some mermaid goon:
I agree!
She's too immature!
Did you see her post on fishbook?
She wants to quadruple the taxes of anyone who won't worship her!
She's the worst!
Old Mermaid Councillor:
I suggest we lock her up in her room until she matures and learns to behave.
King Proton:
No that's a light punishment...
Urgh some old fishguy:
What do you suggest we do?
King Proton:
Let's kill her.
All the others in the gc:
WHAT?!! YOUR HIGHNESS SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER
King Proton:
Then you think of something. Otherwise I'm gonna send out a shark to eat her.
King of the Neighboring Sea:
I have a proposal to make
I have problems with my son as well...
Why don't we have them marry each other?
If they get married, they'll learn to mature and then maybe won't cause anymore problems for us.
King Proton:
Oh that's a great idea!
The wedding is tomorrow then.
Yall should come or I'll cut your gills. Meeting is adjourned.
Bye motherf*ckers
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Hayran Kurgu[CRACK FIC] [Social Media AU] "I'll do anything to meet him, even if I have to give up my fins." Y/N is a mermaid who falls in love with the pirate Min Yoongi whom she found on Fishbook. Will they ever be able to meet and live happily ever after?
