Gucci is overrated.
Jungkook don't like overrated stuff.
It doesn't help that the guy standing in front of him, waiting in line to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck, is wearing Gucci head to toe.
No joke. Even the socks were Gucci.
And Jungkook would've sworn that, when the wind blew the guy's Gucci shirt a little, Jungkook saw some green and red stripes.
Yep. The guy was even wearing Gucci underwear.
Not that Jungkook was particularly looking at the guy's underwear to see if he REALLY was wearing Gucci head to toe, he just happen to see by accident.
Yep. An accident. Jungkook was not a perv. Nope nope nope.
"Hey," a deep voice sounded. Jungkook looked up, only to stare right into the Gucci sunglasses of the guy in front of him.
"You ok there? You seem to really like my underwear"
Jungkook stared wide eyed, did the guy really just say that? Out loud? In front of all those people in queue waiting to buy ice cream?
"You want it? I can take it off for you" the guy said again, with a suggestive smirk.
Ok that was it for Jungkook.
"Excuuuuse me???? Do you know what you're talking about??"
The Gucci guy laughed, a booming sound that attracted the attention of everyone around them.
"I'm talking about you staring at my underwear like you wanna take it and put it in a little Gucci shrine."
"The fuck did you just say?"
The Gucci guy smirked more. "Chill babe, I was just joking."
Then he winked.
Gucci guy winked at Jungkook after calling him babe.
"Um, do you have some problems? First you accuse me of looking at your underwear then you harass me with your inappropriate name calling??? Who even are you???"
The guy burst out laughing, and the people around stared more at the two who were bickering about the pettiest things. The guy laughed so much that the Gucci sunglasses almost slid off his nose.
"INAPPROPRIATE NAME CALLING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO WTF YOU FUNNY MAN AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH"
Jungkook was getting embarrassed and flustered. He just wanted to get some damn ice cream, but many people sneakily stepped in line whilst the Gucci guy was busy laughing.
The guy slowly calmed down and wiped away his laughing tears.
"Ok, firstly," he said, out of breath from laughing, "I did not accuse you of staring at my underwear. You were staring, therefore I was making a statement, totally factual. Secondly, since you liked my underwear so much, I thought you might also like the idea of me calling you babe. Lastly, I'm Kim Taehyung, and here's my card, you asked for it. Hit me up anytime."
Then he really did pull out a card and hand it to Jungkook.
"You know I discovered one thing about you, Kim— Taehyung is it?" Jungkook finally said, looking at the card, amused.
Gucci guy nodded enthusiastically. "So what did you discover?"
"If you were a designer brand you'd be Gucci."
Taehyung smirked, liking the idea, "why's that?"
"Cause you're a snake. Just like your shoes."
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Gucci Boi || taekook
Fanfiction"If you were a designer brand you'd be gucci" "Why's that" "Cause you're a snake" • • • Kim Taehyung, an expensive man who likes cheap thrills, is a snake. Jeon Jungkook don't like snakes.
