Gucci Boi || taekook

🐯chapter two🐰

Ok. So telling Jimin, of all people, about his unfortunate meeting with Gucci guy Kim Taehyung, was a mistake.

Big mistake.

"Hahahahahahhaha omgosh kookie you so funny man hahahahahahahah" Jimin literally laughed his ass off (by falling off the chair multiple times, that is). They were at the local bar near their dorm since Jungkook needed to "talk".

"Shut up! It's not funny" Jungkook growled, annoyed at his roommate and supposed "friend". Friends aren't supposed to laugh in your face when you've just been hit on by the hottest guy in the most unfortunate way.

Did really he just think that Gucci guy was hot? Nope. Take that back. Jungkook did not just think that Kim Taehyung was hot.

(Gucci guy was beyond hot)

"I'm sorry ok! This is just so funny ahahhaahha you really did look at his underwear like that and he really did pull out a business card– what did the business card even say anyway?" Jimin finally caught his breath.

"Said that he was some model or something like that. And I was NOT looking at his undies"

"Was so"

"Was NOT"

"Either that or you were looking at his ass"

Jungkook has had enough. He grabbed his glass of cocktail and angrily sipped it.

"I hate you so much" he growled angrily into his glass.

"Haha, you're too cute, kookie. I get why the guy hit on you. Anyways, a model?" Jimin said, clearly amused, "was he hot?"

Jungkook nearly chocked.

"N-no. Actually, I don't know, ok. his stupid Gucci sunglasses was covering his face"

"How about his hair. Hair says a lot about a guy"

"He was wearing a Gucci hat."

Jimin burst out laughing again. "Ok. I think I already know that he's a rich bastard without having to look at his hair."

"No shit, Sherlock"

Jimin suddenly went quiet and sipped in his alcohol thoughtfully.

This is scary. Jimin's almost never quiet and thoughtful.

"How bout we play a game, kookie?" Jimin smirked (which also sent shivers down jungkook's spine. Jimin never smirks), looking weirdly devilish. Or it could just be the lighting.

"W-what game?"

"I dare you to call the Gucci guy"

Ok. It wasn't the lighting. Jimin is the devil.

"Dude what the fuck?? I'm not going to do that"

"Do it"

"No"

"Do it "

"No"

"Say no again and I'll take photos of your bunny plushie collection and send it to your Hoseok senpai"

"N-fine! Ok? You happy now? It's just one damn call. I'll do it"

Jimin smirked again, reaching into Jungkook's pocket to grab his phone.

The older placed the phone on the counter.

"Go on" Jimin urged, also taking his own device out to film the poor fetus.

Jungkook rethought all his life decisions as he dialled Gucci guy's number into his phone. How did he come to this? Oh, right. He wanted an ice cream after one of his lectures and went to the ice cream truck to buy some. Then this guy wearing Gucci stands in front of him and accuses him of looking at his undies. Then he tells Ji-fucking-min and then he dares him to call the guy.

What smart decisions he has made so far.