Hoodie- * spies on Masky changing in a tree *
Me- da fuck are you doing Hoodie?!
Masky-*looks out the window and sees me and Hoodie* STOP STALKING ME!!
Me- YOU HAVE A DAMN GOOD LOOKING BODY!!!
Masky-*blushes* S-SHUT UP INSANE
Hoodie- He's MINE!!!*pushes me off the tree*
~~~~~~~~~~2 days later~~~~~~~~~
Me- HEY HOODIE GUESS WHAT?
Hoodie- What? And be more quiet.
Me- I can speak Tree!
Hoodie- -_- ok? What's that tree saying? *Points to a random tree*
Me- It's saying that Hoodie is a fucking stalker and he is a fucking pain in the ass. And that Masky will never ever love Hoodie. He also is a fucking lair who stole my cheesecake and he also broke my favorite knives. Damn this is one mean tree. And why Hoodie I thought better of you.
Hoodie- Where's Toby?
Me- Umm behind you.
Hoodie-*takes Toby's hatchet and cuts down the tree* SON OF A BITCH!
Toby-Don't you mean son of a tree?
Me- Toby let's go get some waffles mkay?
Toby- Sure!
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CREEPYPASTAS RANDOMNESS!!!:3
DiversosJeff- the Fuck! WHY INSANE WHY??!! Insane aka me!!- Bitch because i can! Hoodie- Hell no I'm out! Me- You leave and I'll kill you ok? Hoodie-O.o
