How to Annoy the Hetalia Cast!

Canada

1.) I will not refuse to notice Canada even if I do, no matter how hard he tries to get my attention

2.) And if I do finally notice him, insist on calling him America

3.) And just when he's finally convinced me he's not America, call him Canadia

4.) I will not insist waffles are better than pancakes

5.) This may or may not result in a waffles vs pancakes megabattle between Belgium and Canada

6.) I will not replace all of his genuine Canadian maple syrup with American style butter flavored syrup

7.) He would be horrified and if he accidentally put it on his pancakes, over dramatic sobbing may occur once he tastes it

8.) I will not correct him every time he gets his his bear's name wrong

9.) He would get frustrated at himself at first for not being able to get it right, and then at me for continually pointing it out

10.) I will not claim that myself or anyone else is better at hockey than him

11.) If the argument was carried on long enough, a certain hockey stick might make an appearance

12.) Nor will I steal said hockey stick and hide it

13.) I will not call his bacon "ham" and tell him I refuse to eat anything but "real" American bacon

14.) I will not poorly imitate his accent and say "eh", "sorry" and/or "moose" every two words

15.) I will not tell America he wants to play baseball with him again

16.) I will not pour maple syrup in his hair, take a picture, then go around showing it to everyone and saying "I made a Mattie pancake!"

17.) I will not play "Canadian Please" every time he walks into the room

18.) I will not steal all his clothes while he's in the shower and leave him only an American flag bikini

19.) Nor will I, if he puts it on, take pictures or send anyone into the room with him

20.) Especially not America, France, or Prussia

21.) I will not put on a moose costume and follow him around for the day

22.) Nor will I make loud moose noises every time he tries to speak