1.) I will not hide all of his stashes of beer.
2.) He would be way too much of a prick about it for it to be worth it.
3.) I will not tease him about Canada
4.) He would probably blush and deny it saying, "IM TOO AWESOME TO BE A HOMO"
5.) I will not say anything about him being "unawesome"
6.) I will not train Gilbird to poop on him whenever he says "awesome"
7.) He will be very angry that I managed to teach gilbird that
8.) I will not make fun of him for having a pet bird
9.) Nor the fact that he named it after himself
10.) I will not go around playing "I'm awesome" where he goes
11.) It might very well boost his ego more if some things are left out
12.) I will not convince Canada (as a prank) to ignore Prussia every time he asks for beer or for saying awesome
13.) because Canada would end up ignoring him the entire day because that's all he ever talks about..
14.) which is kinda sad when you think about it..
15.) I will not ask for a beer just to pour it down his shirt
16.) no matter how funny it'd be it'd still be a waste of good beer.
17.) and most of the Germanic countries would beat me for doing so
18.) I will not give gilbird to Russia
19.) not just because of Prussias hate for the "name stealing bastard"
20.)but because who knows what might happen to that poor bird...
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How to Annoy the Hetalia Cast!
HumorSpin off from my Bleach and Naruto stories cx hopefully this is funny :P There's also gonna be 2p's!!! But not until I get most of the 1p's done Cx
