Polygrumps Oneshots

Heat Of the Moment

Ship: Egobang

Prompt: On a rare cold day, Dan gets a little chilly during an episode on Grumps. Arin is more than happy to "warm" him up

*SMUT!!*

     Dan shivered in his seat as he crossed his arms, bringing his bared legs up to his chest as he giggled at Arin dying for seemingly the trillionth time on Mario '64. Why the hell did he decide not to wear pants on the one day that it was like Antarctica outside? He was astonished he couldn't see his breath in the air.

     Arin finally let out a frustrated groan as he threw the controller and leaned in way too close to the microphone. "Next time on Game Grumps. This game can suck my gnads." Dan giggled once more before the capture was then switched off. Arin wrote down the time on a pad of paper, feeling the couch shake a little bit. Confused, he turned and saw poor Dan actually trembling.

     "Bro, do you need a blanket or something?" Asked the younger man, the singer letting out a whine.

     "Dude, that sounds fucking amazing right about now." He rubbed his arms. "Only problem is they're all in the wash."

     "ALL of them? Every single danged one?" Arin inquired incredulously, letting out a small laugh. "Never thought I'd see the day..."

     Dan shuddered again, teeth clacking together as his muscles contracted and shook violently. Arin's heart jerked at the state his best friend was in, his mind trying to think up of a way to comfort the older man. Suddenly, it was like a lightbulb went off in his head.

     Arin scooted closer towards the singer, Dan glancing over in slight bewilderment. To his utter surprise, he felt strong arms bring him into a broadened chest and almost a lap. He felt Arin's fingers playing with a curl, the feeling almost soothing as Dan realized that the shivering had stopped and was now replaced with wonderful warmth.

     "Better?" Arin's voice rumbled, his timbre rattling against Dan's bones. The singer always admired his best friend's voice: the way it could change from "COME OOOON!" to one of the sexiest voices Dan's ever heard was fascinating to say the least.

     Dan nodded, an appreciative smile finding his lips. "Yeah a lot. Thanks, man."

     "No problem." Arin responded, his fingers running through his fro. He never mentioned it to anyone, but Dan absolutely loved it when people played with his hair. The feel of the younger man's fingertips grazing his scalp sent pleasant shivers through his body. It was then that the singer realized he had a not-so tiny problem:

He was rock hard. And he knew for a damned fact it wasn't a no reason boner.

     A hot blush crept up his cheeks as his heart beat faster. This wasn't supposed to happen-at all. Sure they cracked gay jokes with each other almost every single day, but when push came to shove, they were both 100% heterosexual- although Dan was unsure about Arin sometimes, especially after the D Club story.

     The singer shifted in place trying to hide the burning length that was Excalibur, but with him wearing only boxers and a t-shirt, it was no simple task. He tried everything: thinking about the vilest things that could happen to a human, their horrifying creations from Wrestlemania. But holy shit was Arin making it difficult as those teasing digits now caressed his back ever so gently. Soon, his mind became clouded with less than innocent thoughts, each one fueling the heat in his underwear.

     He let out a soft, stuttering moan in spite of himself.

     He covered his mouth, hoping to God Arin didn't hear him. When he was met with silence, Dan took a deep breath. He was in the clear.

     "And...that noise, Mr Avidan?" Arin's deep voice rumbled, immediately sending Dan into a humiliated frenzy. The singer slowly peered up at the younger man, his face the epitome of surprise and a hint of...longing?

     Dan's mouth tried to form coherent words, but none could be said as he found himself gazing into Arin's kind cafe orbs. They stared back with just as much ferocity, the two men lost in their own little world. Before Dan had time to think, Arin's hand reached up to the older man's hair, fingers raking through the curls before bringing him in for a passionate but gentle kiss.

     In his lusty state, Dan wasn't even perturbed as he kissed back, their tongues dancing a heated tango of sorts. Things got heated very quickly: Arin's hand snuck underneath Dan's shirt, feeling the smooth skin. Dan groaned into the kiss, breaking away for a second to breathe. Both men panted looking at each other with such need, it was overwhelming.

     Arin chuckled, ridding Dan of his shirt in one fell swoop. He pushed the older man onto his back before attacking his neck. The singer giggled at the feel of Arin's facial hair tickling him as his kisses trailed further down his lithe frame. Arin's fingers fiddled with the hem of his jeans, surprise fueling his grunt when Dan stilled his hand.
     Blushing like a madman, Dan commented huskily. "Don't think you're not getting anything out of this, Big Cat." Arin smirked as the singer's shaky hands hoisted his adorable Sailor Moon shirt over him, tossing it somewhere.

     Dan felt his eyes widen in awe at the man before him: he was all curves and supple flesh. His arms bristled with muscles powerful enough to manhandle Dan as though he were a doll. The thought sent unexpected but pleasant shivers through his body as his hands reached up to feel the soft skin. Arin chuckled, his fingers tracing the outline of the singer's now very noticeable bulge in his boxers, the older man hissing in response.

     "Danny Sexbang with a member of SAP? People are gonna talk, ya know..." Arin quipped smoothly, pulling a strained laugh from the man before him. A hand cupping Excalibur roughly diminished any resolve Dan might have had as he groaned wantonly.  

     "Ughhh enough with the damned teasing, Ar." Dan murmured, scowling as that perfect mouth quirked up in a smarmy grin. Finally, in one graceful gesture he was laid completely bare to Arin, hissing at the chilled air whispering across his over-heated genitalia. Precum had accumulated at the head, giving it a sheen as it twitched under Arin's hungry gaze. 

     Arin, in a gesture that would've been grotesque in another circumstance, spat in his hand before gently wrapping it around the base of Excalibur. Dan barely stifled a groan as the younger man started a delicious rhythm, his strokes deliberate and confident. It didn't take long before Dan's pants became more erratic, especially with the addition of a tongue. The muscle gave a luxurious lick up the lengthy member before swallowing Dan whole, the singer arching his back and thrusting into his slick cavern, moaning like a cat in heat.

     "Fuck...Dude how are you so good..." Dan couldn't even think right as that talented hand and mouth worked together in perfect harmony. Arin hummed, the vibrations almost sending Dan over the edge as his thrusts met with Arin's. It didn't take long at all before he could feel it, that exquisite heat swirling in his lower abdomen. 

     "Arin...I'm close..." Dan whimpered, his hand reaching down to fist Arin's silky tresses, thrusting deeper until his tip brushed against the back of Arin's throat. The man hummed around his girth, feeling it twitch as Dan let out an utterly melodious moan. With one final thrust, he saw stars as he released his load into the inviting and warm cavern.
     Dan's body went limp as a feeling of pure polyanna washed over his being, a satisfied smile tugging at his lips. Arin chuckled and swallowed, wiping away the excess as he grinned at the overly happy man.
     "Holy shit, how long have you held that in? It was like swallowing liquid pretzels." Arin joked, sitting down again and bringing a giggly Dan in for cuddles.
     "Longer than I'd like to admit." The singer responded, the two sharing a chuckle. Before long, Dan found himself being tugged into a pleasantly warm and wonderful slumber in the strong arms of his best friend.