The Muslim Zinist

at school

Ayaat
(Checks the time and sees its 8:05)

Innalilahi mama zata kashe ni ko wai

(Inner thought:thank God daddy yayi tafiya I would have being in for it)
Mama
(Screaming from her room)
Ayaat wai kina gidan nan har yanxu neh?
Kin San meh lockacin kowa dis girl when will you learn to be time wise and responsible

Ayyat
(Screaming from the top of her voice)
Am going now, I just hate assembly that's why
(Runs downstairs with some books in her hand and her school bag)

Mama
See your life I wonder how you became a prefect with this your life style
(Pointing at her skirt and legs)
Look look look!!
What is this wai, is it that your skirt can not be longer than this rubbish your wearing ryt now, da kiyar ya ke Kai knee cap naki,I bet you can't even bend down wnana makarantar Ku ma sai a slow

Ayaat
(Laughs
Mama haka uniform din ya ke itx in the rule book it shouldn't pass your knee cap and by the way Ku Ku ka sani a makarantan why you complaining now?

Mama
Den let's change

Ayaat
(Slightly pushes her mouth and squeeze her face)
Noooo  ina ss3 kenan fa seh deh ayi hakuri in gama ko maman tawa,you see am runing late because of you itx already 8:10 you see mama I have to go and yau za mu fara xamz ko mama a samu a addua

Mama
Toh baby na Allah ya bada sa' make your parents proud 

Back at school
Noor
(Sights ayaat dropping from the car in front of the school gate and starts screaming)
Oo look
(Pointing at her)
The short idiot is finally here fa laila check her out she I think the pleating on her skirt has increased ko

Laila
Ur just a moron why do you have to scream about it, she's basically coming into the school compound, you could have waited

Noor
(Laughs and jumps)
Then what fun is it bish miss mature

(Gets interrupted by the scream of ayaat half way to the front of the administrative block where both here friends are standing)

Ayaat
Keh bish am actually 5'2 for your info so am not that short and my height is actually cute, unlike sm pple DAT are trying to be tall as iroko tree

Noor
(Shocked)
Wow
(Turns to laila)
Did she just say she's cute please just bcuz she's  short and a bit small she tinks she's cute wooow her boyfriend is really deceiving her kowa

(Drags the sleeves of her jacket up)

Laila
(Laughs)
Jealousy you know she actually is and by the way she doesn't have a boyfrnd so no one is deceiving her

(Ayaat reaches to them and they have a group hug)

Ayaat
Idiot just because ur fairer Dan me doesn't make u finer Dan me, I bet is your zinist of a boyfriend dt is telling D's ba 

(Turns to laila)

Where is khaleesat Matan Aidan?

Laila
She's in klass fa where we also need to be baby, preparing for xamz kin San ko fishery din nan no be joke

Nooor
Wow now my boyfriend is a zinist really?