Oddest things.

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Italy: we have a question!!!!

Germany: ok. From who?

"Northern Lights: Hallo! How are the both of you? So I have a question. What is the most weirdest thing you've woken up to when you went drinking together?

P.S. Germany I found your German Shepard on Norway's porch. Please come by and get him.

Juji: I have a question. What are your favorite animals? Please specify."

Germany: So that's where Blackie went!

Italy: yay lost dog found!

Germany: *whistles*

Blackie: *runs in and sits*

Germany: *scolds the dog in german*

Blackie: *nodds. head and walks off*

Italy: um... Ok? *rereads question* *blushes madly*

Germany: *blushes* um vell... Ve... Um.... You know.... *clears throat* ve had.... Sex.

Italy: S-sí....

Germany: to the animals.

Italy: the animals! Mine would be any domestic cat!

Germany: big dogs but not to big... No st. Bernards! I stick with German shepherds and other big German dogs... But around the German Shepard hight.

Italy: well this was awkward!

Germany: Ja.... Ja it vas. At least ve didn't ha-

Prussia: I have a video!

Germany: GOTT VERDAMNT!!!! Ich werde dich töten BRUDER!!!!!!

Italy: um...

Prussia: *runs away with the video*

Germany: *running after his screaming German profanities blushing madly*

Italy: *blushes* w-w-well that finishes the 5 question.... Thank you and good bye!

Germany: PRUSSIA GET BACK HERE! *still running at Prussia*

Prussia: NINE!!! *keeps running away*

Italy: *sighs* Germans....

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