When Lesley hit the water it stung, bad. In fact, she screams out in pain,
"Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃"
Carter swims over to where Kyn floats fearfully glancing at Kass through the corner of her eye.
Myra breaks free from Kass's grasp, swimming close to Lesley. Kass only smiles,"Guys! Do ya like my awesome new swimsuit?" She asks excitedly, thrusting her top over the surface of the water. Lesley sees that her boos are covered by large 😍 emojis.
"You're fucking insane Kassie." Carter says simply. Kass smiles,
"You know it." She once again flashes her signature finger guns. Somehow managing to stay afloat.
The five of them decide to play a game of Chicken. Kyn is on Lesley's shoulders while Kass is on Myra's shoulders. Carter is on the sidelines, ready to referee.
The game starts and Kass immediately goes for Kyn's throat and Kyn throws a fist into Kass's face.
"FUCK HER UP! GET THAT BITCH! GRAB HER BY THE WEAVE!" Carter screams from where he is.
Kass reaches forward and grabs Kyn's hair, pulling it down hard. Kyn kicks a foot out and it smacks Myra in the face, causing the duo to tumble back.
"SHOW NO MERCY! DROWN THAT BITCH! KILL HER!"
Both girls are unaware if Carter is talking to them but either way they go hard. Lesley charges at the other two girls and Kyn pushes hard on Kass, sending her toppling over into the water.
Kyn throws her hands up in victory and falls backwards off Lesley's shoulders. The two yell and celebrate happily when they hear a loud,
"HEY JERKOFFS!" from the cliffs edge above them. They all look up to see Jai and Jean looking down,
"GET YOUR ASSES BACK UP HERE ITS AN EMERGENCY!"
The five wet bois exchange looks and make their way to the shore where they can climb back up.
"You have to be fucking kidding me." Carter says, sitting on a large rock next to Jean.
Jai shakes her head quickly and says, "It definitely happened, I lost my fucking Torah over it!"
"Are you sure you aren't just repressed and horny?" Lesley asks.
"What?"
"Well I don't know maybe you're into that kinda stuff." Lesley shrugs.
"Clowns?"
"Fuck no! Well, I don't know!" Lesley shrieks, unsure of what she's saying.
"Listen!" Kyn shouts, "We need to figure this shit out."
"Let's vote." Myra suggests. Everyone nods in agreement.
"Okay so," Jai says, "Who knows we saw the kid and the clown?"
Jean's hand shoots up and Kyn's slowly follows hers. J'ai sighs, "Three votes."
"So, who thinks this didn't all happen?"
Lesley, Kass and Carter both raise their hands rather quickly. Everyone looks to Myra who no palms it, both hands up and shaking in fear.
"I don't know!" Myra says, "I believe Jai and Jean but-but it feels kinda unbelievable."
Suddenly Jai pulls out a lightsaber and attempts three times to extend it. Once she does she thrusts it in Myra's face, narrowing her eyes.
"Don't raise your fucking hand."
Myra gulps, "Okay, okay. I think we should check it out. But maybe not today?"
"Whoa whoa whoa." Lesley says, "No one said anything about checking this out. I ain't going in no clown dungeon."
"So you admit the clown exists!" Jai says, moving the lightsaber to to between Lesley's eyes. Lesley sighs.
"I guess we could check it out anyway? Just because I know Jai would never let this shit go." Carter says and Jai gives him The Look.
"Uhh sure. If I see that clown though, I'm fucking it." Kass says, jumping up.
Myra stands up to, "Kass you're always on something aren't you?" Kass only runs forward, jumps, and clicks her heels in response. Everyone agrees.
"So who's house are we planning this "exportation" at?" Lesley asks, eyeing the group.
Jean slowly raises her hand, "My moms with her boytoy this weekend so the house is empty. Unless you count the dogs or bunny."
"Jeans house it is!" Jai shouts, hopping on her bike, Lesley mounting her own beside her. Carter quickly gets onto his own bike and shouts,
"I'll race you bitches! Last one has to sit in the middle of Jai and Lesley on the couch!" And with that Carter speeds off down the street.
"Yeah right!" Myra screeches, her voice edging on one of a velociraptor. Kass jumps on her bike and imitates a perfect velociraptor, clearly showing off.
Lesley begins to peddle her bike quickly, standing up and yelling, "YEEHAW" at the top of her lungs.
Jai shouts back, "🤠🤠🤠🤠"
Kyn stands in front of the seat of her bike smiling at her friends biking away, then she glances back at her best friend behind her.
"Hey Jean, ya coming?"
Jean glances up from her phone and nods, "Yeah just give me a second."
Jean says as her fingers frantically type a message to a contact saved under the name: Alyssa.
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