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Crayola is da best! You can color with them and.... that's great! You can print out stuffs and color it. Because you can. TOP is great, I bet they've used markers before.

Tyler joseph is a person who had hair. He might of put markers in his hair before. You never know what someone is doing especially because he hasnt done anything on social media in six months. That makes me sad.

You know what else makes me sad? Mondays, I think I don't have to tell you why. Niagara falls is a sad place because what if you just flung yourself off? You would die. Forever.

Time is a social construct created to measure how linh it takes for someone to die. There is no purpose for its existence. There is no reason for our existence. One of the telletubbies is 10 feet tall.

Telletubies are creepy, my mother once let me watch an episode and the giant baby sun scared me. The telletubies were walking around eating giant black pancakes.

Brekfast is a stressful time. The eggs are cold and people are yelling. But maybe thats just what utslike at my house. The concept of houses is weird. Like hello heres a hut of bricks my dude.

Peter Pan lives in a hut, in neverland. I have a great theory about peter pan. When he was little, he had a crush on wendy but then she grew old and he disowned her as a person. Another theroy is that agnes form despicable me is the mom from inside out.

But that is just a conspiracy theory. Everything is a conspiracy theory. There are so many youthubers that have dedicated their entire channels to those theorys. Mmmmm crunchy theories. You know what else is crunchy? Cheetos.

Cheetos are great. I have a life hack for you, if you dont want cheeto fingers, use tongs. No more cheeto hands👽. Do you have dirty hair? Is it all greasy from not washing it for 21 days? Then get some help that's gross.

Grass looks a bit gross. Bugs are gross. Everything is gross if you really look at it. Think if the little children. Their grubby, grubby little hands.







































































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