Sad Human Being

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11/18/17

Saturday, the best day of the week. The day of Youtube, books and friends.

Chatting with Brandi is a pain but I enjoy it, all she ever talks about is boys, boys, boys.

Sure, the boys are cute, but I have more things to worry about than boys.

Brandi is like Gilgamesh wanting immortality, she is DESPERATE.

She's coming over today.

"Why do you like even like books, they're so boring." Brandi was sprawled on to Raven's bed-mattress.

"We'll, it's like a movie or a youtube video in your head." Raven was flipping through Fahrenheit 451.

"Ugh, you are a sad human beng, "Brandi scrolled through her phone, then suddenly dropped it, "Oh, tell me about your romantic encounter with Ryan Fisherman again."

"It was far from romantic and I've already told you the story seven times, I'm getting tired of it." Raven put down her book and rubbed her eyes.

Raven's phone, which was across the room buzzed and Brandi hopped off the bed and ran towards the phone.

"You run an art account on Instagram?" Brandi raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah? Why?" Raven looked up from her book.

"This just supports my point, you're a sad human being." Brandi tossed Raven's phone at Raven.

Oh, Brandi, you have no idea. 

"Oh!" Brandi jumped up, "We need to give you a makeover!"

"What? Why? No." Raven shook her head.

"Well, Ryan's in love with you, you need a makeover, and I mean NEED." Brandi examined Raven's bed head, "God, look at all these tangles, disgusting."

Brandi lifted up Raven's hair and gagged.

"Firstly, Ryan is NOT in love with me, and secondly, I love my bed head." Raven slapped Brandi's hand, "It's unique and comfy."

Brandi snatched Raven's Fahrenheit 451 out of her hands.

"Hey! Give it back!"

"No! If you don't agree to this makeover, I will 451 Fahrenheit your Fahrenheit 451!" Brandi threatened.

"Okay! Okay! Come over Monday morning, just don't burn my book!" Raven cried.

"See? It wasn't that hard, was it babe?" Brandi tossed the book at Raven.

Kill me now, I can't wake up at FIVE in the morning are you nuts? And on a Monday? Fuuuuuuck.

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