Shrek walked into his house to find his two favorite slaves, Barney, and Pennywise the DANCERN Clown.
Shrek felt his 1000 inch cockadoodledo horny all day, and that is how the CN tower in Ontario came to be, but it's gone now, Donkay bit it off, Yum!
Shrek was still extremely hornyyyyyy as horny as a hornet. So he made Pennyswise and Barney get down on their KnEEs and duck his long ass doodly doooooo.
Pennywise was gagging as his wet throat muscles couldn't take his LeNGth.
bArnEy wEnT bEhInD sHrEk "DOnT wOrRy DaDdY iLl hELp yOu" and with that barney shoved his cockadoodledoo inside Shrek's tOgHt hOlE.
The end
