BEWARE! YOU HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM CRAZINESS LEVELS!
REACHING POTATO LEVELS......
*VOILA* Here comes the general.......
MEEEEEEEE
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Okay so I will start off with a couple facts about me!
First, I am a POTATO!!
Nice to meet ya'll I am Alexa DA POTATO!!
Honestly it isn't that hard to write, type, say, or read!
Why do people call me any other thing BUT my actual name. I'm looking at you teacher substitutes 😑
Why is it so DAMN hard to spell my name?! Like it is only FIVE LETTERS, which is A-L-E-X-A!!
Got it? Not Alexia, Alex, Alexis, Alexandra, and Alexander (it HAS been done before wtf)
There is AN EXCEPTION though!
The exception is if you want to give me a nickname you can choose from ANY of those^^ names (EXCEPT Alexandra and Alexander cause duh). Also you can call me either Ale or Lex, BUT ONLY IF I know that you indeed know that Alexa is my real name and that you know how to spell it.
N O E X C U S E S ! ! !
As you may have noticed, anyone mispelling or not saying my name right is a pet peeve of mine. I understand if you have dyslexia or something medical that prevents you to say it correctly. BUT THIS IS WAY TOO COMMON(by 'this' I mean people not saying my name correctly)
WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?!?!
If anyone please knows why people keep on misspelling or not saying my name right PLEASE tell me!
I would really like to know🙂
Ok so now I wanna thank you guys for listening (well, reading) to me rant❤
I really had to get it out lol.
Also, the next few chapters will MOSTLY be short because they will be facts about me and what I think about them.
After that, the fun WILL begin!!
Love ya'll ❤
-Alexa
P.S. If you do indeed want to give me a kickname comment HERE what my name is and what kickname you want to give me. I will then give my 'seal' of approval 😁😆😉
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