Crossing the road

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hey this is a new one now so im off mama's jokes but if you have some send them now thx bye plz vote :D

Q) why did the emu cross the road ???

A) to show that it wasn't a chicken

Q)  why did the forgetful chicken cross the road???

A)   to get to the other side --- err, no --- to go shopping -- no , not that either --- damn it !!!

Q) why did the blind blonde chicken cross the road??

A) she was following her  seeing-eyed chicken

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