Pickup Lines {Jumin x Reader}

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Minor spoilers if you don't know Zen's real name.

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(Y/n) has entered the chatroom

(Y/n):
Hey Jaehee, do you know where Jumin is?

Jaehee:
Mr. Han is at a business meeting, did he not tell you?

(Y/n):
No, he didn't.
Thank you!
What's the meeting about?

Jaehee:

Another cat business

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Another cat business.

(Y/n):
Aw, I'm sorry Jaehee. I'm sure it'll get rejected like his 328 other cat-related business proposals.

Jaehee:
I suppose.
Anyways, how are you?

(Y/n):
I'm good! You?

Yoosung has entered the chatroom

Jaehee:
I've been better.

(Y/n):
Heya howdy doodle doo

Yoosung:
There's a special Christmas event going on in LOLOL!!!!!

Yoosung:There's a special Christmas event going on in LOLOL!!!!!

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I came here to ask Seven if he could quest with me...

(Y/n):
Summoning God Seven....!

707 has entered the chatroom

707:
Who dares summon the god 707 while he's working?
Is it... the RFA party coordinator?!?

(Y/n):
Yes!

707:

707:

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