September 11. 2001, was the day Markworth's life would change forever. In the North Tower, at 8:43 AM, it was finally time for Markworth to get a picture with the bunny. Markworth's eyes got super wide as he saw the bunny suit.
"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever see,"
Markworth thought to himself. "I must have that to myself!"
"Okay little boy," the camera man said,"its time to get a picture with Mr. Rabbit!"
Markworth hopped up on the man-rabbit's lap and proceeded to smile at the camera, but behind that innocent smile was the smile of a devil.
"Look mommy! Here comes the airplane!" A little girl standing in line said to her mother.
"Yes sweetie, just like at dinner every night! I'm so proud of you," the mother said with a proud smile on her face,"now open wi- OH MY GOD!" The mother turned to face the window to see American Airlines Flight 11 flying straight into their face.
There was a loud boom as the plane hit the tower.
"EVERYBODY GET OUT!!! THE TOWER IS GONNA FALL!!!" The camera man said, as he coughed up smoke from the debris. Markworth was now on the ground, uninjured thanks to the bunny. The bunny got up and grabbed Markworth's hand and made Markworth run.
Markworth realized that though his life was in grave danger, he needed that bunny suit. Markworth then proceeded to kick the bunny in the oboe.
"Give me that shit!" Markworth said, stripping the bunny down to his undergarments. In the distance in the South Tower you could make out the words, "No cussing in my Christian Minecraft Server"
As Markworth finished taking off the bunny suit, he realized that the man in the suit was none other than Mr. McCormick.
"Mr. McCorshit?!? You were the bunny this whole time?!?"
"Please don't hurt me," He screamed," Ill make you more brownies!"
"I'm sorry... it's nothing personal," Markworth said, standing at the edge of the tower with the bunny suit in hand,"I just have to be with my kind, the band needs me."
"No they do-"
"SHUT IT MCCORSHIT!"
Markworth proceeded to kick Mr. McCormick in the oboe twice more. Markworth then ran to the window of the North Tower and jumped off the ledge.
"OH MY GOD!" Justin yelled an the top of his lungs from ground zero, "MY AUTISTIC SON IS FALLING!"
"It's okay, Justin," Officer Mollish said,"Your son is gay so it's okay if he dies, because the world needs to get rid of all fags anyway."
"Good point."
Markworth free fell for an approximate 8 seconds before deploying the bunny suit into a parachute.
"FUCK! HE DIDN'T DIE!" Officer Mollish screamed.
And as the towers fell, you could only see the outline of a gaybo flying into the distance.
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Where Did Markworth Come From?
HumorIn the story, A Well Deserved Fan fiction, written by Max Mollish, in the second chapter, Lowry decided to play his tuba at Officer Mollish, Officer Nick, and General Toe. But what he didn't know was that lying deep within the confines of that tuba...
