Ok, so one day I got bored and stared at my cat whom a sleeping and thought:
What if me and my friends were cats O.o
And so that is what this chapter will be about.
Enjoy
Michi
M:Humph
O:*reaches over to pet*
M:HISSS STEP AWAY YOU FILTHY CREATUREE
O:Oh
M:YEH GONNA RUIN MA FURR
O:Um
M:GET AWAY YOU HAIRLESS BEAST
O:Uh
M:I SAID GET AWAY
O:Wha-
M:HISSSSSS *claws face*
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Orea
Ok so since owner and Orea both start with Os Owner will start with Ow
Ow:OREA YOU NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FAT CAT
O: >___>
Ow:*holding a toy mouse* Come-come get the mouseee
O: >________>
Ow:*sighs and holds out dry cat food* You want catt food??
O: >_____________> *turns around*
Ow: OREA *jump sits on bed*
O: *flings upward into the air and falls back on couch a bit* OH MY DORITOS IN A PEANUT SHELL BEING EATIN BY A COW IN A PUDDLE ON A CANDY HILL *screaming meowing*
Ow: Wh- what?
>>>>
Ow:Here eat your cat food
O: >___> nO
Ow:Eat your wet cat food
O: >______> no
Ow:Drink your water
O: >___> hElL nO
Ow: UGH WHY WONT SHE EAT *takes a break and eats oreos*
O:OMG I WANT SOME*climbs on leg*
Ow:OREA *gets off* NO IT HAS CHOCOLATE IN IT YOU COULD DIE
O: *hurt and betrayed yet does not understand these could kill her* How could yeh
>>>>>
Sees a bug
O: *screams and doesn't do anything*
Ow:*runs in* WHAT IS IT
O:*still screaming*
Ow:*sees bug* Uh...Orea that's just a
Aight I need to carry on .,. These aren't even funny anyways xD
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Lazie
Owner's kid: *smacks, throws, almost kills and hits*
L:....*does not run away when given the chance to whatsoever*
>>>>>>
L:*daydreaming*
O:LAZIE LOOK OUT A CAR
L:*does not notice and yet somehow survives???*
O: wAt dA fU-
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Blurry
O: BLURRY GET UP
B:*awakens and glare intensifies* Go [so much cussing one can not type all]
>>>>>
O:*picks a book from a bookshelf* OH MI-
B:*hiding in the same spot the book was* Go [Insert a naruto phrase here] yourself -__-
Dats all i could think of ill probably create a part two some other dayyy
Seeee yaaaaa
