May 2017

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How's may going for you? Comment if yeh like. Mine's been crappy, and I think Imma die. Let me tell the story of how May has been beating me up this month.

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Me: *wakes up with a sore throat, arms hurt, legs hurt, abs are dying*

-at P.E-

Ms.D: ALRIGHT CLASS TODAY YOU RUNNING THE MILE IF U FAIL U GOTTA RE RUN IT

Me: *fails because abs are dying and arms hurt* GAHHHHHHHHH

Ms.D: ...Yea, um... you don't need to do so..

Me:Than- *coughs* yo- *coughs*

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Me:Oh hey :D

Gg:Hi..*walks opposite direction

Me: -.-' ...BRUH

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Me:*goes on bus* Hey Lazie! *sits next to*

L:HUMPH *turns away and plays with ace*

Me:Eh- Okkkkkkkkkkkkk

*Lunch*

Me:Laz-

L:*talks to Klea as if I'm not there*

Gg:She acts as if we don't exist!

Me: ;-; *sniffles and whispers* Just give her time

*End of the day*

Me:*walks towards Lazie*

L:*sees*

Me:*smiles*

L:*turns away and talks Klea, forgetting my existence*

Me: -___________- BRRRRRRRRUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

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Me:*coughs*

Sister:*kicks out of room*

Me:WELL THAT SURE IS GOING TO HELP ME GET BETTER

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L:HOI

Me:Lazie I'm not in the mood today

L:WHY

Me:I'm tired and I fell dead inside

L:IM JUST FINE 

Me:shhhhhhhhhhhhh

L:NU

Me:*tapes mouth*

L:JHHGHDTFTSRDHGJHGUYG

Me:*falls asleep* -w-

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Me:Can I be in peace on the bus please?

L:okie

*on the bus*

L:I got sad when he was taken-

Me:-_________-

L:Ace's real name is-

Me:-_________________________-

L:I mean I like her but I then I don't like her

Me:Mhhhhhmmmmmmm

L:I love asians. Like you, since your asian. Your yellow-

Me: REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT MAD AT ME FOR PICKING A PLANT OUR OF THE GROUND AND THAT ONE TIME YOU CRUSHED MY BACK

L: ...We must never speak of those days *sniffs hair* SNNNNNNNNIFFFFFFFFFF *attempts to lick nose*

Me:*slaps with chromebook* TF BRUH THATS WHERE I SWEAT ONLY AND WHERE MA BOOGER ROCKET INTO A TISSUE A TISSUE BRUH

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*sleeps 24/7 and doesn't get up(I sleep at 4pm-7pm and then I sleep until 9pm and then sleep again at 11pm)

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As I'm writing this I'm coughing up mucus and blood, triggered

I'll try to be active. If I'm not dead. See you later guys, or never.

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