When your horse is being a butt:
What the fuck?
Are you trying to be a fucking idiot?
Okay, I'm fucking done.
Cut the shit please
Stop being a shit
Why are you being such a bitch?
Can you stop being a dick please?
Fucking, why?
Fuck you horse.
I'm so fucking done with you
I'm done, I'm so fucking done.
Dammit why can't you be a normal horse
Why the hell are you such a fucking shit head.
I hate you.
I really fucking hate you.
Fuck this shit, tomorrow I'm going to spend my barn time with my boyfriend okay? How do you like that you little shithead?
TEN SECONDS LATER
Hey look, you stopped!
Awwwweeeee.
I loooooovvvvveeeeeeee you
Who's mommy's little angel?
I'm so sorry I said I would spend our time with my boyfriend, I would never do that to you.
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Horseisms
RandomA bunch of horse stuff. Horse memes. Horse jokes. Relatable horse posts. Overall horseisms. CAUTION THIS BOOK IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR YOUNG OR INNOCENT CHILDREN AS IT CONTAINS VERY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS AND HIGH LEVELS OF PROFANITY
